Sheryl Crow's hands smell like poop.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

I enjoy having a clean anus at all times. I don't even use toilet paper that much. I mean, it doesn't really get your ass clean- using wads of dry paper feels like you're just smearing the shit around to me. If I have time, I just hop in the shower and give my ass a nice cleaning. If I'm in a rush, I use baby wipes, then TP just to dry off.

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Not again. We already had a thread about cleaning your ass.

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Originally Posted by Advocate

Not again. We already had a thread about cleaning your ass.

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We do? :confused:

I clean my girlfriends ass with a meat rocket.

BLAST OFF!!

LOL

Anyway, how much damage does she do to the environment on a typical tour?

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

We do? :confused:

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http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/s...ad.php?t=46517

The last few pages it degenerates into a talk about wiping your ass.

We have another one of those threads too.

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Originally Posted by Advocate

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/s...ad.php?t=46517

The last few pages it degenerates into a talk about wiping your ass.

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You seem to know a lot more about my ass than I do. Freak

*EDIT* Oh, when you said "cleaning your ass" you meant asses in general, not MY ass specifically. You worried me, kiddo.

lol.

I'm no expert on this, but I'm pretty sure that most bathroom tissue ultimately comes from trees that were specifically planted to produce this kind of low-grade paper. In other words, no Brazilian rainforests were harmed in the making of Ms. Crow's tissue, and if the demand for this kind of paper dies down then fewer trees will be planted.

Of course, she is right about people being wasteful. But who's going to watch ladies piss to enforce this proposed limitation?