The Ham Sammich of Hate

Seriously, is this the Onion? Also, fuck religion, what I really want is freedom FROM religion. Meaning, I can eat my bacon, ham, porkchop sandwiches in front of the mosque if I want and they can ask me nicely to leave or perhaps instruct me politely on the evils of pork, but its my body that I'm polluting and they should be greatful and take solace in the fact that I'm going to die .5 seconds faster for eating that sandwich and pray to Allah to strike me down.

And I'll laugh because every moment spent in prayer is a moment you could be doing that actually DOES something. Also is there something like pork that offends Christians? Ah yes, homosexuality. I'll have to go do that in front of a church someday.

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Originally Posted by MarsKitten

Also is there something like pork that offends Christians? Ah yes, homosexuality. I'll have to go do that in front of a church someday.

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Originally Posted by MarsKitten

Seriously, is this the Onion? Also, fuck religion, what I really want is freedom FROM religion. Meaning, I can eat my bacon, ham, porkchop sandwiches in front of the mosque if I want and they can ask me nicely to leave or perhaps instruct me politely on the evils of pork, but its my body that I'm polluting and they should be greatful and take solace in the fact that I'm going to die .5 seconds faster for eating that sandwich and pray to Allah to strike me down.

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They weren't telling others to not eat ham, they weren't forcing their religion on anyone else, someone else came up to them with the purposeful intention of fucking with them.

Do I think the sandwich was silly and ultimately harmless? Yeah. Am I suprised that he was punished for trying to be a dick? Nope.

If it was a pimento sandwich he was suspended for, I'd understand.


Fucking pimentos.