I've been... it's good. :)
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Gods rats, I once found one as big as a dog in this library storage basement. Thankfully it was dead but until we found it and had it removed, the stench made working down there barftastic. Finding it we were like: is that a dog? Maybe its decomposed. That's not a dog's tail, look at the teeth. No way its too big to be a rat. LOOK AT THE TEETH AND TAIL!
Then of course there were the dog shit sized rat droppings. We didn't come back to that basement for a month.
Someone should have given her that nickel. I'm guessing the dirty word she was going to say was 'cock', because she desperately needed one.