The most painful experience of your life

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

I've never really experienced extreme physical pain. Never broke anything, no major injuries or illnesses.

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Holy shit, I knew it. Dole is Superman.

• A couple of weeks ago I had to pinch out a mother of a turd. That thing kept playing peekaboo -- worse pain than childbirth IMO. Fairytale ending though.

• I broke my foot once. I didn't believe the doctor. To this day I still believe I was misdiagnosed. I went to the movie Little Nicky the night I broke it with a couple of friends. I always heard these sissies complaining about how much broken bones hurt so I didn't think the pain matched my preconceived notion of what a broken bone must feel like. I didn't even break stride.

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Originally Posted by Advocate

• I think I told this story here once. I woke up in the middle of surgery. I went to a specialist to take out all four of my wisdom teeth. They said it was because they were growing in wrong and forcing my teeth to grow irregularly. They put me under with laughing gas; told me to count to ten. 1..2..3..4..5......I was out. It felt like I was still counting and when I reached ten. I woke up. So here I am drowsy and mubbling, but I was still counting. I could hear crunching sounds and banging. When my eyes cleared I saw a metal pick in my mouth and someone with a hammer. I will never forget her shock as she realized I woke up too early. They could not put me under again. But she said to be calm. Yeah okay. They had two more teeth to go. After the painkillers subsided and yeah took forever for the scripts to show up ... I was in pain like you would not believe. Not as bad as exploding appendix, but just swallowing water or the movement of the tongue ... was a horrible feeling and painful. You don't know how much your tongue moves around in your mouth. Then, they told me to everyday garggle salt water in my mouth to clean the wounds and any debris in the holes left from the missing teeth. WORST feeling.
• 10 years old. Playing RoughHouse Freeze Tag. I tagged some dude on the back. As he tags someone he comes running at me and pushes me down hard. I fall face first and crack my mouth on a sidewalk. Broke my front tooth in half ... and I don't mean horizontal. Yeah vertical. The nerve was exposed and it was so painful I could barely walk. I was taken to a dentist and they put a cap on. But when they had to clean the wound and they tried to clip the nerve ... yeah. They didn't but everytime they had to clean inside the tooth ... they would grab the nerve and hold it with some tweezers. It was horrible.

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Bullet points? Who the hell do you think you are. I'm adding some to my story now. Classes things up a bit.

I have a story simliar to Brand X's (but no pain): I was a high school sophomore, I just got off of school, was too lazy to walk the long way around to get home and decided to take a shortcut over a rusty fence. I threw the backpack over and started to climb, when I got off balance and my right hand caught on one of the top spikes. It ripped my hand open, but no blood. I spent 4 hours (put cotton on my wound) without letting my mom know. When she found out, she went ballistic and rushed me to the E.R. Crazy scar to this day, too.
My real "most painful experience of my life" was when I was playing the Simpsons drinking game with my friend Dave at his house. We did shots of vodka every time Homer said, "D'oh." Oh, man....7 shots and then drunkenly making beer-basted chicken. After that, I was throwing up for three hours. I consider those the longest three hours of my life. And then I drove home to pass out.

I have yet to hear someone chime in here who was a skater or snowboarder...I have a long list of terribly painful injuries from skating, and even worse ones from snowboarding. I stopped doing both at about the age of 21, while I was still invincible. At that time, none of them put me out for more than a week, except for a vicious ankle dislocation that took me out for about a month. Actually, the worst I ever felt was when I bruised my spleen skating. Hospital, can't breathe, pain...etc...lame.

I'm in the same position as Dole.

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Originally Posted by Dyne

had to get a spinal tap. worst.....pain.....ever.

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Dude, I've heard that's some crazy painful shit.

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Originally Posted by BioMechanic

Holy shit, I knew it. Dole is Superman.

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Damn straight.

Even though i cant really remember the pain now i had an open heart surgery when i was 3.

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Originally Posted by Mykozo

I have yet to hear someone chime in here who was a skater

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I've fallen hard many times. Never broke anything though. I did slide about ten feet on my face once and passed out. That was a real bummer. I looked like Freddy Kruger for a while. I was riding an "Executioner" board at the time. It had rails and a tail guard and all that dumb 80's shit.

The tattoo on my wrist was fucking excruciating as well. It might have been the most upsetting 45 seconds of my life.

Actually no... the worst was getting cross checked in the back, which dislocated my shoulder. I then fell forward onto the ice, slamming my shoulder back into its socket and breaking one of the bones in there in the process. I was so, so, so upset. That was the injury that ended my hockey career.

I saw two fat people having sex once. With the lights on and I was sober.

I'm so sorry.