Bullants bit my dick tip and scrotum.
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Bullants bit my dick tip and scrotum.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myrmecia
I hear that. After my surgery and not eating or drinking much for a week, I finally had to drop a turd. Good god. I was on the bowl for an hour and I had never done so much work to get out a turd the size of a golf ball. I was sweating so much I had to use my bathroom's hand towel to dry off and it was soaked when I finished. Imagine taking a piece of paper and poking a nickel sized hole in the paper. Then hold the paper up and take a brick up against the whole. Now imagine trying to squeeze that entire brick through that hole. That's what it felt like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
The worst part was I just couldn't squeeze out the last turd that night, so I went to bed and it felt like a had a rock lodged in my anus all night.
The worst were the next turds, after I started eating again. Was rock solid, clogged the bowl and giantly thick. I remember that night that it felt like my anus was so stretched that I was going to shit my pants any minute and I was going to have a stroke from all the straining and grunting.
The only 2 hour shit I ever dropped stayed in the bowl for an entire day's worth of flushes. It wouldn't even dissolve overnight. I had to break it up with a toilet brush.
edit: it might have been a coat hanger now that i think about it.
Urinary Tract/Bladder Infection. It's like you pee fire and the pain is with you for HOURS.
There was this time where I had a fucked-up 24-hour virus and was spewing stuff out at both ends at the same time. That pretty much sucked.
Australia is a fucked-up place.Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
That happened to me once too. It felt totally disgusting, but it wasnt actually painful. Did your doctor have John Madden sausage fingers and no lube?Quote:
Originally Posted by Korian
I call shenanigans.
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The doc that gave me the finger up the butt was an attractive female doctor around my age. Made it easier to deal with.
To this day no man has ever put anything in my butt.
edit: perhaps a thermometer when I was younger.
A doctor pulled a train out of my ass once.
Back in high school I hit a guard rail on my bike trying to avoid a car that pulled right in front of me. Guard rail cut open my pants and I slid about 6 feet on my penis. Knee was all screwed up too but concrete burn on dick was the only thing I noticed. *-neo
OUCH!