This Is the Reason Why Your Girlfriend Should Never Find Your Porn Stash

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05 Oct 2007, 06:11 PM
voltz

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Originally Posted by Pineapple

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lol bought more porn yesterday. who wants to come over and watch with me? bring your gfs, btw, they can watch us have fun.

Make sure there's an ample supply of dildo's and anal lube or the girls will lose interest.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Long lost mother?

I was drawing a connection to Stibbons for a sec.
05 Oct 2007, 06:21 PM
Some Stupid Japanese Name

Can I cum over?
I'll bring my girlfriend, but be warned I'm like that crazy genius dude from Battlestar Galactica and even though my robot is a total babe, only I can see her.
Good news is she doesn't mind me sleeping around on her as long as I tell her that she is the only one I love.
so don't go mentioning out loud how much I luv you pineapple
06 Oct 2007, 02:24 AM
[+Duracell-]

Oh shit :o
06 Oct 2007, 02:27 AM
Pineapple

I just had a flashback and totally passed out from it. Thanks JC.

but yeah, everyone else is invited. and I have lots of dildos.
06 Oct 2007, 02:43 AM
A Robot Bit Me

My girlfriend actually likes it.
06 Oct 2007, 04:37 PM
Pineapple

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Originally Posted by A Robot Bit Me

My girlfriend actually likes it.

thats because she's a dirty, dirty hussie. for shame! girls should never watch porn.
06 Oct 2007, 04:38 PM
Nomi

Girls lie. From what I can tell, almost all of the masturbate but then act all preachy if their boyfriends mention it, and I'm sure a good number of them enjoy porn too. I don't see why the hell they treat it like a crime.
06 Oct 2007, 05:38 PM
MarsKitten

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Originally Posted by Nomi

Girls lie. From what I can tell, almost all of the masturbate but then act all preachy if their boyfriends mention it, and I'm sure a good number of them enjoy porn too. I don't see why the hell they treat it like a crime.

This.
06 Oct 2007, 06:03 PM
Glitch

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Originally Posted by dakidski

Be frank about your porn addiction. The gals I date, usually like to watch porn as well. Heck, back in the days, an ex-gf brought me dutch porn magazines from Her trip to the Netherlands. <3

I love how you capitalized "Her," like she's Jesus or something.

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Originally Posted by Doc Holliday

I remember the first time with a previous girlfriend, she was all excited but then she was like, ‘OK, but you can’t get hard until I start touching you ok.’

I was like, ‘Sure.’ cause I’m all Mr. Wizard and shit.

Hah!
06 Oct 2007, 06:32 PM
dakidski

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Originally Posted by Giltc'h of Outworld

I love how you capitalized "Her," like she's Jesus or something.

Any girl that buys her boyfriend pornmags, automatically skyrockets to Jesus-status.

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