Biff's court report

Chick-Fil-A actually has a retreat/residence hall/scholarship program (Winshape) built into my college campus (Berry College). The whole thing probably costs them a couple hundred million dollars, but they rent the facilities out for retreats and camps a lot on the weekends and in the summers to help cover some of the costs.

To qualify for the scholarship (which is full-paid tuition plus room, board, and books), you have to be Christian. And you have to sign a contract that you won't drink or use drugs.

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Originally Posted by bandit

I can picture you walking into the courtroom with your joker suit on

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and just smiling the whole time the drama unfolds. i'm seriously lol'ing just thinking about it.

i'm sure if you go to jail we'll band up and bust you out. i saw the Mythbusters where they pulled the jail irons off the wall with a horse. while i don't have a horse, we can just throw a bunch of naked men in front of Razor just out of arms reach and ride his ass. :tu:

like a fat kid wanting a cupcake.

Or call chunk.

Chunk kida resembles Korly.

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Originally Posted by Dyne

we can just throw a bunch of naked men in front of Razor just out of arms reach and ride his ass. :tu:

like a fat kid wanting a cupcake.

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Where does this come from?

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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

Where does this come from?

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my mind. it's a fun and vivid place to visit.

xoxoxoxo

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Originally Posted by Gohron

Nobody goes to jail for going 30mph over the speed limit...

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In VA it is a felony.

VA is gay then.

I'm sorry. But...come on

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Originally Posted by buttcheeks

VA is gay then.

I'm sorry. But...come on

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This is true. In some places in VA they will bust your ass for 5 MPH over, no joke. Plus, radar detectors are illegal, and many of the interstates are set up specifically so that highway patrol can hide and you can't see them.

They don't like speedin up in them parts.

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Originally Posted by GohanX

Plus, radar detectors are illegal, and many of the interstates are set up specifically so that highway patrol can hide and you can't see them.

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It's like that in most of the country.