Age doesn't matter until your dick stops working right. My Dad gave me that advice on my birthday once and now I bestow that piece of advice unto you.
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Age doesn't matter until your dick stops working right. My Dad gave me that advice on my birthday once and now I bestow that piece of advice unto you.
Good advice
HB my friend.
I'll have to send you something else from the wishlist. My birthday is also in December (27th represent) and I'd feel like a bastard (read: all of my goddamn relatives while growing up) if that commie shirt counted as the dreaded combo gift. Least not will I be part of that.
HB, J-Smooth. You're almost as old as me. To honor your birthday, I will proceed to roll a nice fresh blunt and smoke it after I finish eating this ribeye.
I will then stand naked on my balcony while yelling your name for 5 minutes. It's kinda like a 21-gun salute.
HOLY SHIT! Nick! Change Josh's name to J-Smooth! Do it, do it now!
Then piss a big "J" on the neighbor's house.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gooch
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Originally Posted by Shooting Love
I've never felt cooler.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gooch
P.S. My birthday ruled. I played Ramones songs at band practice after eating only slightly fucked up food from Joe2. Before that I got my suit tailored lol court Now I'm stoned. Hooray!
Happy Birthday, Josh!
'Hope you don't get jacked for presents just because your birthday is in December. People always buy me one present and say, "This is both your birthday and Christmas present." Cheap bastards.
plz believe. My birthday is December 20th. My family celebrated neither while I was growing up, but we celebrate both now and that combo shit is prevalent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nash
Oh well, I guess it's better than nothing...and it's not really about the presents anyway (lol)
This is true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi
Happy Birthday Josh.