"The Day After Tomorrow" come true

I don't know what the fuck your silly ass is talking about, but just go ahead and put my heated driveway in the mail.
I wanna be in the top 20.

Are you hammered? You're making about as much sense as George Bush explaining global warming right now.

Does that mean I get to be President?
I'm implementing the search for Al Asad immediately.
I'm also going to need your green card...

Sure, damnit gringo how did you figure out I was mexican?

faking drunk is worse than being drunk, unless you're a chick who needs ass and wants to have an excuse for the one night stand for her fatty friends

g'night.

I want a gravel driveway, and a flamethrower.

That's my solution to snow.