Metal Slug US AES home cartridge. I am an idiot for trading it away for a Neo Geo CD system. Should have kept it and sell it a few years later for big profit.
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Metal Slug US AES home cartridge. I am an idiot for trading it away for a Neo Geo CD system. Should have kept it and sell it a few years later for big profit.
The floodgates have opened. I think I could go forever. Let's see what I can get out.
SNK VS Capcom Match of the Millenium
Why is there even a debate. Why are you trying to tell me that some game with 8-bit graphics, sound effects, and music, and two button controls, and a shitload of insipid minigames, and nothing which matches the quality of the original Street Fighter II, much less the plethora of fighting games which came out in the years between that and this piece of shit, is a game I should play. Why are you telling me that this is a better game than SNK Vs Capcom. Fuck your roster demands. Fuck your shattered dreams. Judge both games by what they are rather than what you wanted. SNK Vs Capcom is an arcade-quality game that clearly had a lot of care put into it. The other is laughable in comparison. And you want to tell me the handheld game is better? Fuck yourself. Take that tiny cartridge and fuck your asshole with it.
Final Fantasy 6
Start. Star Wars reference. M-m-m-magic. Locke is cockblocked. Kefka laughs. Gau Gau Gau. Leo dies. Ghost train. Floating continent. World almost dies but not really. You feed some fucker fish. Kefka laughs more. Locke is still cockblocked. Airship. Opera. End battle. There, now you have played Final Fantasy 6. THERE ARE TEN BILLION OTHER RPG SERIES YOU NARROW MINDED FUCKS. PLAY THEM. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THIS GAME FOR ONCE IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE.
Final Fantasy 7
The graphics suck. The storyline sucks. The characters suck. The localization sucks. Three-character party limit sucks. The music really, really, really sucks. And yet again, you narrow minded assholes won't shut the fuck up about this game. I sold a case - just a fucking case - of FF7 for $30 while Dodonpachi on Saturn went for $10. What kind of fucking idiots are you goddamned Final Fantasy fans, really.
Radiant Silvergun
Attention each and every one of you fucking journalists that want to write your pathetic review about how much you think the shooter genre has turned into shit and never has anything new: This game is not the end all and be all of the genre by any stretch of the imagination. The pacing and stage layout for this game is deplorable. The ship moves like it has a pole wedged into its asshole.
Be Attitude for Gains:
1) Play Espgaluda and get back to me.
2) This isn't even the best 32-bit generation shooter, much less overall.
3) Shut the fuck up.
World of Warcraft
My mother-in-law (to be) used to do a lot of things; played a lot of videogames, read books, watched movies, listened to classical music, and otherwise led a relatively productive life. Now, her life consists of literally nothing more than the following activities:
· Sleeping
· Shitting
· Eating
· Working
· Laundry on Saturdays
· World of Warcraft
And that's it. That is all she does. She listens to podcasts about World of Warcraft while playing World of Warcraft. Games sit with shrinkwrap intact on them for several years now, and continue to sit and collect dust while she furiously clicks on something and makes numbers shit out of its ass.
I only wish I had the ingenuity to make an animated gif of some monster perpetually in hit-stun animation, with numbers flying from its asshole, and making you pay me $15 a month for the privilege to do so. You want to know what would happen to the rest of the world if each of the 2 million + members of World of Warcraft were wiped off the face of the Earth right now? Actiblizzard would lose income. The end. The people who play this game are absolutely worthless and contribute nothing to the general good of society. They consume our food and breathe our air, and give nothing in return.
If you currently have an account for this game, do yourself, everyone who loves you, and society in general a favor: either -
a) cancel the subscription immediately and uninstall the game, or
b) kill yourself
... wellp, got some work to do. Tune in next post for Nintendo games and who knows what else I'll remember to bitch about.
i was going to put WoW for the 44 days of my life I lost to it. days. What a miserable fucking game.
Yeah, all the companies copied Night Trap for the next 10 years.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Robot Bit Me
MMORPGs in general. I've played a total of one in my life, Anarchy Online, and I was jobless at the time and living in California, so no social life either. I just can't imagine the sacrifices I'd have to make to fit an MMORPG into my life otherwise. The second I was out of CA I stopped playing for good, because there just aren't enough hours in the day for the kind of play this genre wants. That so many people are willing to lose so much time on one endlessly repeating experience boggles my mind.
James
NSHDCQuote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
Street Fighter 3 - Seems fun at low level of play. Then you get better at it, and now its more fun than it was. You think its awesome, whee, better than any other fighting game because you half understand it. What you don't know, is that if you had spent that time with a better fighter, you would be having 10x the fun, and would not get as frustrated. Retro pull at its worst. Got me in for a bit, then I realized it was terrible.
Ruh roh. In before the shit storm.
:lol: Exactly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi
My grudge as some have read, is against anybody who
A) Is way way better than me at online gaming
B) Takes it too seriously
C) Role plays in any way shape or form. Dude it's fucking Quake 2, stop calling yourself Grimbot X and using your worst robot impression and play the fucking game already.
D) Anybody who uses the word elite in any known form during online gameplay.
This pretty much eliminates me from enjoying any online games, so I don't play them often.