Stuff White People Like

Let's run this up the flagpole and see who salutes.

LOL

Oh forgot, the following

we have to push this up the chain.
teamwork first
Dale Carnegie says...

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Originally Posted by Schlep

They forgot that white people like ridiculous office sayings like:
Shoot me an email
Let's touch base
CYA
Step up to the plate
FYI
etc.

If you're white and you say these things more than anyone else, you'll be promoted every month.

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That's not white people. It's corporate America. I know lots of non-white people who use all of those.

Don't be ashamed, Yoshi. It's o-kay.

More white office-speak:

"The message point here is..."
and
"Be a team player."

I want to hear black office speak. Asian office speak?

Nobody says that shit very much in my office. Though I work in a studio environment so the rules might be different.

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Originally Posted by Tones

I want to hear black office speak. Asian office speak?

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http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...oID=2024239745

I read through all of them, and I think I know of someone who 100% fits the criteria of whiteness. He's a douche.

I was grilling for people the other day at someone else's party, and the vegans/vegetarians didn't want meat juice on their vegetables? Fine. Your stuff goes on the top rack, where it takes twice as long to cook.

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Originally Posted by Tones

I was grilling for people the other day at someone else's party, and the vegans/vegetarians didn't want meat juice on their vegetables? Fine. Your stuff goes on the top rack, where it takes twice as long to cook.

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You sure showed those assholes. fucking vegetarian douchebags.