The 5 Ways Nintendo Ruined Mario

http://www.gamedaily.com/articles/ga...-ruined-mario/

#1 They gave him a voice
#2 Mario Shafts Luigi
#3 He dresses up as a bee
#4 He can't hang onto his woman
#5 Nintendo's overused "all-in-one" game token

Oh and "yoshi4314" needs to die. HE'S POSTING AS THIS IS POSTED.

Fail.

He went 3d.

Thats all I have a gripe about.

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Originally Posted by Granderoho

He probably will never go back to 2d (besides Paper Mario and NSMB).

Thats all I have a gripe about.

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Fixed.

Again.

I have no gripe with New Super Mario Bros.

While NSMB is very cool, that's probably the last 2D Mario game we'll see for years, besides Paper Mario. Perhaps I worded that above post wrong.

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Originally Posted by Bishamon

Fixed.

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Your fixed mentions Paper Mario, and yet that plays nothing like the traditional games. Does it matter that he returned to 2D in that game? Does that play in same way play like SMB3 because they used sprites layered onto polygons? Does NSMB now not exist? I am confused by your "fix."

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Originally Posted by MechDeus

Your fixed mentions Paper Mario, and yet that plays nothing like the traditional games. Does it matter that he returned to 2D in that game? Does that play in same way play like SMB3 because they used sprites layered onto polygons? Does NSMB now not exist? I am confused by your "fix."

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I only mentioned Paper Mario because it really is THE only 2D game besides NSMB.

Or basically, I forgot about NSMB like an idiot.

How Nintendo saved Mario:

They released Mario Galaxy.

How the World Ruins Everything Good:

It keeps it around forever and makes it progressively more obnoxious.