Funniest Thing You've Stolen

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Originally Posted by Opaque

Chug imo.

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Originally Posted by Josh

My cutlery doesn't match... so no fancy dinner parties.

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But it goes great with paper plates and faygo!

posters from concert venue bathrooms

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Originally Posted by Mykozo

video

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This is the greatest fucking thing I have ever seen. Why do I not remember this airing?

Speaking of UCB:

I loved UCB.

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Originally Posted by Calliander

So before Valentine's Day we had these in the window of the store (this pic isn't from my store).

Somebody stole the girl on the left one day and nobody noticed. LOL.

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Whoever did that won this thread.

Yeah. I've been checking Craig's List and stuff to see if whoever stole it put it up for sale. LOL.

A few years ago some roommates and I stole a stop sign that had its pole broken and was laying on the ground. Problem was that the pole was broken at the very bottom, so we had to have our arms out the window holding it against the car while we drove back. I'm pretty amazed we weren't caught doing that considering we also lived across the street from police officers at the time. Granted, they were cool people and we used to give their cars fake parking tickets, so we might've gotten off the hook anyway.

I rifled through some panty drawers of some hotties but
I never actually took any.