The Official "Fuck It" Thread

Most people would just say fuck it.

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Originally Posted by icarusfall

Well, it's not like I don't wash my hands after work. And I'm wearing a clean uniform everyday.

If I'm not really that dirty it's not important. Don't be so obsessed with being clean.

Eh, whatever.

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It's not about your work disposition.

I lived w/a buddy of mine who worked as a line cook. When he got home from work, I could barely stand to be in the same room as him.

I couldn't imagine sleeping in the same room, let alone bed, as him.

Whenever my gf obligates me to do something I always make it a point to say "fuck it" and pretend I forgot.

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Originally Posted by Pineapple

Edit: I should mention that I wasn't trying to be a dick, but it was very busy and I was the only one working all the fryers, aka anything that isn't a cheeseburger. And it's very hot back there. And I hate everyone.

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I told you, whenever you're ready for a commitment, you won't have to work there any more.

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Originally Posted by Rhydant

I say this so goddamn often that I let it loose it front of customers at work without thinking about it.

"Oh you wanted the 620W model? Fuck it, lets get you a sales ticket for that."

Every day.

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HA! that shit is funny... do most of your customers laugh at that or get all up tight?

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Originally Posted by Shin Johnpv

One should never say fuck it about taking a shower. :yuck:

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eh, if you're not doing shit that day why waste the time showering?

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Originally Posted by icarusfall

I'm a line cook.

Sometimes I don't shower for 2 days in a row.

I just don't care.

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I had to sit in a car with a cook that worked 12 hours and it was just a stale, disgusting smell... I feel for you.
When I was 15 I worked in a seafood department at a supermarket and would have band practice after work. Man would I get cursed out when I showed up smelling like trout, but I had no time to shower and a shower wouldn't have helped anyway.

Todays "Fuck It" contribution: Last night I was eating some chicken wings and was getting kinda full... when asked if I wanted a slice of pizza I said "fuck it" bring it on. This morning I paid the price for that one (as did anyone using that bathroom for the next 2 hours)... the heat in my building is on extra high too, man that was bad.

The other day I bought some locally grown asparagus because its always thicker and more rockin' than the shit I get at safeway. I didn't wash it as well as I could have so it was a bit gritty. I said fuck it and ate it anyway.

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Originally Posted by Josh

locally grown asparagus

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Hippie.

Two pounds for two dollars.

Smarty.

The last time I said "fuck it" was when some girl asked me what I wanted her to do with my penis.

Just kidding. The last time I actually said "fuck it" was last weekend when I was deciding whether I should jog 4.5 miles to the auto shop to pick up my car. Pro-tip: Jogging 4.5 miles in 90-degree weather is not a good idea.