Florida Teacher Vanishes Toothpick, Is Accused of Wizardry

Well, for Jesus, they would probably just send him to the worst public school in the county. Which coincidentally, probably has the largest amount of religious kids.

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Originally Posted by Thief Silver

But if he got fired for Jesus people would be up in arms.

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I'm not a religious man, but if this guy used his wizard powers to make Jesus disappear I'd be mad too

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Originally Posted by Cowutopia

No it wasn't like that. There was one pasty, slightly overweight kid that was sitting in the back, alone, with dogeared copy of the bible under his textbook that no one likes and smells a lot like cats. He doesn't have any friends outside of his bible study group.

As the toothpick disappears all the other children laugh, but our boy goes rigid and stares and the chalkboard, unseeing, as a pool of sweat grows on his seat, realizing he is trapped in a room with a wizard. He tries desperately to think of a way out, and five minutes later, he bolts, mumbling something of "Igottagotothebathroom" as he flees.

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AWESOME