No, you'd be a pengaphobe if you were afraid to even be in the same room as a penguin, just as you're afraid that being in the same room with a naked man would make you gay.Quote:
I like penguins. They're cool and I wish them nothing but long life and happiness, but by your logic if I didn't want to 2-on-1 a girl with one that would that make me a pengaphobe.

