Swingers: Do or Don't!

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Originally Posted by bbobb

I love urinals that have ice in them.

Melting the ice is just pure joy.

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Seconding urinal ice. Urinal ice is my favorite place to pee. Right behind it is the front porch of an apartment I don't live at.

I pee on hummers whenever possible.

One time I tried to piss in a hotel in NY late at night but the dude said I couldn't unless I had a room key, so I was like Where The Fuck Am I Supposed To Piss? since it was right outside of the path stop at the WTC, and the guy was like,

"Just piss on the hotel, man."

So I did.

And urinal ice rules.

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Originally Posted by Frogacuda

So is Playboy the only porn you look at, rookie, or is there usually some actual fucking involved (which might even involve a dick)?

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Damnit frog, we're talking about pissing now, please keep up with the jones's;)

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Originally Posted by Cow

I pee on hummers whenever possible.

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Make no mistake, if I ever see anybody pissing on my car I'm going to pretend to laugh and then beat them to a pulp. Don't do that shit.

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Originally Posted by Biff

Make no mistake, if I ever see anybody pissing on my car I'm going to pretend to laugh and then beat them to a pulp. Don't do that shit.

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Do you drive a hummer?

The necessity of the "squat" for females makes them better candidates for urban area piss-oppurtunities. I can't stand between two parked cars on the street and let one rip, but I've seen multiple chicks do exactly that. Us men do have the advantage when it comes to precision urination operations though. Any female that wanted to get down like that would have to be hoisted up on a man's shoulder like a rocket launcher to achieve the same precision.

I like the Reel Big Fish cover of Boys Don't Cry.

I like all Reel Big Fish.

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Originally Posted by Biff

No doubt about that, if you can get away with pissing in the street, fire it up.

2 places that it is a no-no;

Mardi Gras
Canada

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I've pissed in the streets of downtown Toronto plenty of times. Actually they are pretty hardcore about it, too. Like... every time we did it some guy came around a minute or so later out of nowhere and just hung out. He either hated people peeing on the streets or loved it. It wasn't the same guy, though. Very weird.

I wonder how many people here played team sports in school?

I did, and that was enough to make me realize that cocks and balls and ass and body hair aren't anything to get upset about; it's just a part of being human.

Just 'cause somebody needs to change clothes or take a shower doesn't mean you have to go all EEK! A PENIS! whenever there's nudity around.

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Originally Posted by Mykozo

Urinal Code: Always take the furthest urinal away from whatever one is being presently occupied. This rule is NEVER to be broken, under any circumstance.

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This is not actually entirely true. In the case the door swings both ways, and you see Sigourney Weaver climbing a set of stairs walking towards a glowing abyss, you are in fact allowed to cross the streams.