Just heard this awful joke from my bro-in-law with a 5yr. old and a 2yr. old:
What's the worst thing about fucking a ten year old? Getting the blood off the clown costume!
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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender head first?
I dunno but it gets me hard.
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What's the best thing about fucking twenty-nine year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What's the best part about showering with a fourteen year old?
If you pull her hair back it looks like she's nine.
What's the best part about having sex with a six year old?
Your dick looks huge in the pictures.
Etc.
Holy crap what does this even have to do with topic at hand?
what do you call a 3 year old with a dislocated jaw?
deepthroat