The Neo-geo.com $2,000 Sex Doll Thread

Seriously, you should do that and record it.

It was a joke (last couple pages)

But still, I guess people do buy them...

So it's used right? That's hella gross. Might as well stock up on used condoms while you're at it.

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Originally Posted by arjue

If I were rich, i'd buy a real doll, then one day i'd get a friend really drunk and after he passes out, put the doll in his bed and smother fake blood all over the sheets. Then I'd wake him up by shaking him, repeatedly yelling "WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!"

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Some friends of mine were going to do this to someone we were traveling with at the time (only with a blowup doll), but they chickened out, and stuffed the blowup doll behind the ice machine at the hotel.

I wouldn't pay $2000 for a sex doll unless it had the spine card intact.

I don't know, without the spine card you can rub your cock against her mouth and vag lips simultaneously. That has to be good for something.

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Originally Posted by arjue

If I were rich, i'd buy a real doll, then one day i'd get a friend really drunk and after he passes out, put the doll in his bed and smother fake blood all over the sheets. Then I'd wake him up by shaking him, repeatedly yelling "WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!"

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This would be amazing.

It's like fucking a corpse that never rots. Sexy...

And you can heat it up in the microwave for a few minutes to get that "just murdered" effect!