Stealing

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Originally Posted by buttcheeks

so, is posting about this stuff binding in a court of law?

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Short answer: no.

Ohpaque and I used to have some (non-gay) adventures. I can't say anything though until he does. Its a secret.

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Originally Posted by Rhydant

Ohpaque and I used to have some (non-gay) adventures.

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IDBTN.

I stole a NeoGeo 1-slot MVS board, four or five NeoGeo MVS games, two NeoGeo MAS sticks, a Sega Saturn, and various smaller items from GameFan.

I stole more shit from Gamestop then you could ever even comprehend the last week I worked there. Then I sold it all on ebay. I stole 2 cartons of cigarettes every shift I worked at 7-11 then sold them to my underage friends. I stole someone's table service bottle of Grey Goose, then walked out of the club with it and carried it around the casino all night drinking from the pour spout. There are other various petty and non petty thefts but those were the first three that came to mind.

Worst i've done is pocketed a full schooner of beer and left a bar because my friends wanted to go. It spilled everywhere, making me look like I pissed my pants, which made catching a taxi a lot harder than it should have been.

Thinking back, when I worked at Target, someone left an unchained bicycle outside the store overnight. When we found out it wasn't any of the employees, security took the bike to lost and found. So I called my buddy and had him come and claim it with my supplied description.

I didn't technically do any of the stealing, but I definitely facilitated it.
Lost and found is the best. I actually took some other stuff too...

Buttcheeks is actually right. Most (99% or whatever) won't do something like that, but it does happen.

No, I don't steal because that's for douchebags

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Originally Posted by dog$

I would just walk over, go right to the machine, pull the lever like twenty times, and walk right out. I did this for about a month before an employee saw me in action and told me I couldn't do that, so I said sorry and handed over whatever I had at the time and left.

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you taught them a lesson, they may have never known the machine was doing that had you not stolen from them.

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Originally Posted by cigsthecat

I used to rent N64 games, color copy the cartridge art, and swap them for one of my old shitty games.

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I used to open the shell of NES cartridges and switch the chip inside with a crappy game I no longer wanted.

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Originally Posted by buttcheeks

employers do check facebook and myspace. fyi

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even if your page is set to private, they can get in (bastards).

I used to steal candy when I was younger (got caught once with a sugar daddy in my pocket), then when I got older I would steal razor cartridges (the good expensive ones) fuck spending $30 to shave. I would steal from the home depot a lot just from frustration of not being helped by the many employees there. Now I don't really steal anything, today everything is different; there's no action... have to pay for shit like everyone else. I'm an average nobody... get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

I walked home with a couple monitor adapters somewhat by accident. That's pretty much it. Never really needed anything that bad.