Happy Birdthday, SSJN!

Happy Birthday dude! You workin today? I'm thinking I could send you some boobage via the phone. That is unless you want some penis.

Happy Birthday to one of the most generous TNLer ever.

He's with his ma. Why don't you come over and the two of you can put on a show for him?

You mean like without pants?

And KoF those a freakin creepy. Perfect!

I've never seen a Pineapple show with pants.

You have to pay extra for that.

Now is as good a time as ever to off yourself in a glorious manner! Might I suggest chugging a bottle of kerosene and farting on a fire?

HB

You're not as fat as I thought you were.

Wait? Some Stupid is 33?? Why's he always dating sixty yr olds??

Cuz he can't get the fatties.