Text a Girl and Ask Her If You Can "Tap That"

Nick is clearly using this message board as a portal to fuck loose women. I'm jealous.

Me at 3:25 on the shitter: hey can I tap that real quick?

Her: go to sleep

Me: I really need to get your shit tapped right now.

Her: what does this mean michael?

Me: don't fight the feelings, bitch

Her: you're strange and why are you awake?

Me: because you farted, thanks

----------------------------Me to best friends wife who works nights

Me: T, can I tap that real quick?

Her: everything okay its like balls early

Me: so answer the question

Her: no, go fuck yourself. Its easier and won't end in divorce

Me: bitch, I'm rich

Her: are you high?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Othello Harrington

Me: bitch, I'm rich

---

DUPE ACCOUNTS ARE NOT ALLOWED, BIFF.

OH SHITS

Me (3:31am) hey can I tap that nobody has to know!

Her (3:59am) ur a fuckingg asshole, y r u asking me this? im not ur ho

Me (4:00am) just kidding!


** do not send to ex still in contacts list.

...I'm going to do this to at LEAST 20 people tomorrow (its like 1am, too late imo). Including two ex-girlfriends. I am excited.

I blocked my number this time


Me: yo, can I tap that shit?

Her: Michael stop being silly

Me: was hoping to catch you cheating on me so I could punt you and the kid!

This is funny as fuck.

Me: Girl, ima go get them rubbers and a 40 of oe and be there at 6am. Ima tap the holy shiz out of that putang on the real...u want me punch ur titz like last time?

Sent to pineapple on vacation, will let you know what he says.

Me: Yo girl when you gonna let me tap that
Her: Rofl
Me: You didn't answer the question
Her: (over AIM) Why r u texting me
Her: I was holding out for friday and our 3 some
Her: LOL
Me: hahaha awesome
Her: So idk tonight

OH SNAPS

SUGAR SNAPS ALERT, this shit can be dangerous.

This is to my sister's best friend Briana, she's a fucking hottie ass legal secretary.

Note: She's fucked at least 1/2 of my friends, so this isn't like me getting Mother Theresa to let me cornhole her.

Me: So Bri, can I tap that?

Her: Tap what and hi dude!

Me: You know.....that!

Her: Uh ur getting married I like Carolina

Me: I didn't ask for opinons I ask if I could tap that

Her:mmmmm probably yeah spacey (space mountain has been my nickname for 25 years)

Her: What if your sister finds out?

Her: Call me


Oh shits, had to slink out of that one.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Advocate

me: Hey whats up?
her: oh just reading
me: so when can I come over and tap that?
her: LOL. beat me 100 times with servbot and I'll think about it.
me: I will.

---

So if anyone is looking for Advocate over the next 10 years, he'll be playing MvC2.