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27 Dec 2009, 07:20 PM
Andrew

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melf

Please tell me how. I'm sick of people finding lost animals and selling shit for coins.

The next time you see one in your news feed, hover over it. A little "hide" button will appear, and you'll have the option to ignore all Farmville/Mafia Wars/Whateverthefuckelseretardedshit posts.
27 Dec 2009, 07:22 PM
Samba De Amiga

Nice, thanks! I didn't know it was that easy! :)
27 Dec 2009, 09:01 PM
Melf

Done!

Die in a fire, Farm Pals, Fish thingie, and fortune cookie!
27 Dec 2009, 10:30 PM
Josh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pineapple

That's because I like to tell my ex girlfriends things without mentioning it's about them ;)

This is passive aggressive faggotry.
28 Dec 2009, 12:06 AM
jyoung

Facebook, by definition, is retarded.

There's really no need to single out status updates.
28 Dec 2009, 12:20 AM
Pineapple

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh

This is passive aggressive faggotry.

I was going to say just this. Passive Aggressive is apparently how I do. I try not to be a faggot, but it seems to happen sometimes.

Also fuck yourself you almost married piece of "I give up she pwns me I love cocks n stuff" sorta dude.
28 Dec 2009, 03:05 AM
Drewbacca

Being passive aggressive is how the 90% world's problems start.
28 Dec 2009, 10:41 AM
Josh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pineapple

Also fuck yourself you almost married piece of "I give up she pwns me I love cocks n stuff" sorta dude.

Stop making drunk decisions and dating psycho fatties and maybe you'll end up happy too.
28 Dec 2009, 10:53 AM
Mr-K

Oh MAN. There is this one girl I went to elementary school with who has the WORST LIFE. From her status updates I have garnered the following:

- She has two kids at 24
- Her obese high school sweetheart husband and her are separated
- Her husband bought the majority of the anime I sold at my yard sale a couple years back
- Her children are sickly
- She has something wrong with her knees and can't walk
- She has asthma and constantly goes to the emergency room
- She is unemployed
- On Thanksgiving she was on facebook practically begging for someone to give her $5 so she could get a hamburger

My favorite was something like "My son has a temperature of 104! Should I go to the doctor??"
28 Dec 2009, 10:56 AM
Mr-K

Quote:

Originally Posted by squall_vb

But how else would my friends know that I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does?

I did this in college as an away message in AIM. I was being a mopey, sad faggot. I'm still embarrassed about it.

It's just "*I* love you" bait.

My mother and her friends have a really hilarious facebook culture. It's all so POSITIVE!!!!! They are happy about EVERYTHING!!!! :) :), But it something bad happens :( :(, then they are sure to keep people in their prayers.

What the fuck is this?

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