Retarded Facebook Status Updates

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Originally Posted by Rated E

I hate the status updates that are really dramatic, yet vague, ones that are meant to draw in the "What's wrong???" "Ok, we need to talk" or "are you ok?" type of responds.

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Yeah, I see a lot of those. Like this one:

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Originally Posted by HAY PAY ATTENTION TO ME

I feel like my whole world is crashing around me.

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Of course, this was followed by all her friends asking "Why? What's wrong?" and all that shit. Of course, she never answered.

you have the wrong friends.

I have TNL friends and celebrities (chad ochocinco, chris gore {dvduesday}, etc.)

Its like twitter. If you do it wrong you will end up like Dolemite. Do it right ... no worries.

Shut up.

make me. internet tough guy.

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Originally Posted by FirstBlood

yes andrew should definitely fuck aurora.

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lawl

I should set up a page and write "I'M CUMMING!!!!!" several times a day.

I would get brutally made fun of if I put attention whoreish woe is me shit in my facebook status. I like having mean friends.

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Originally Posted by Mr-K

I would get brutally made fun of if I put attention whoreish woe is me shit in my facebook status. I like having mean friends.

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This. Mean friends are the best. They keep you in check while still being friends. Although that means you actually have to be able to take them being mean even when you know you deserve it. Hey SSJN!

Mean friends 4 life

man, some of you didn't get enough hugs when you were 5