Does this happen to you?

I get hiccups something fierce, and often. Mine sound like a loud, high-pitched dog bark. It's really annoying, and sometimes they actually hurt.

I get hiccups whenever I drink a very cold beverage or eat something very spicy. Which means I have to order my drinks with no ice like a little kid every time I go out.

When people do that, I just assume they're cheap.

I AIN'T PAYIN' FOR NO ICE DAMMIT!

This is the kind of prejudice my people suffer.

Also, I fart when I cum. Does anyone else do this? It's not a reflex, it just makes me feel good.

The dude behind you must feel awful about that.

Dear Rated E,

Stop having sex with Black Pepper.

Your Friend,


Doc Holliday

Doc hates interracial relationships.

Doc hates anything racial.

I get the hiccups a lot while smoking. THAT hurts. Also when I laugh really really hard or smile for a long time, those are almost incurable.

Farting while cumming might be the best feeling ever.