Rubber

Are they wearing on your treads?

Leaving him flat, IMO.

Yep, definitely letting all his air out.

It's like TNL thinks it's going to get a job writing scripts for Austin Powers in 1999.

that would be unbearable.

Is Leonard Nimoy going to be in this?
vulcanized

Killer condom movies have nothing on movies about killer vaginas.

Same ends, really.