Machete

Screw making RR look like a pervbag, what's really disgusting about the Spy Kids girl looking like that is how old it makes me feel. :(

Machete Kills sucked just as much as the first one did.

Does that mean I'll like it if I liked the first one?

I had a lot of fun with it. No tits in this one, though. Machete has all the personality of a plank, but there's some great kills so it all works out right in the end.

James

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Originally Posted by ChaoofNee

Does that mean I'll like it if I liked the first one?

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I thought this one was even more boring, but if you liked the first one, I guess there's some shit here you'd like. I don't see how, though.

There were a few amusing kills, but otherwise it was terrible. James is right when he says that Machete himself was the most boring part of the movie (just like he was in the original). And yeah, let's assemble a cast of super-hot chicks in an R-Rated movie but not have any nudity whatsoever. Holy shit.

I can't wait for Despair to make is annual TNL post saying how awesome this movie was.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

I can't wait for Despair to make is annual TNL post saying how awesome this movie was.

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I can't even tell if you are being sarcastic.

I'm not.