Mousewich... For You!

Boardwalk Empire said blowjobs were started in France.

At least it wasn't a mouse in the dryer that got on all of their light colored work shirts...

The evenness of those slices indicate that it was probably put through a slicing machine, possibly even by a human (if it was sliced in-store). Considering that those blades aren't cleaned between each use, mouse bits for everyone! Hurray!

I had a nightmare about this bread last night. Thanks bunches.

Whole bunch of women up in here.

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Originally Posted by Tones

The evenness of those slices indicate that it was probably put through a slicing machine, possibly even by a human (if it was sliced in-store). Considering that those blades aren't cleaned between each use, mouse bits for everyone! Hurray!

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Hmm. Following the crumbs... you've cleverly stumbled on to something here. Food is Tonnes' bread and butter on TNL. It doesn't surprise me he got to bottom of this.

Hovis bread... now including free cat snacks. I'm ROFL reading some of the smartass comments from readers in the original article. I'll share a couple gems right here.

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Originally Posted by Tammy from Stoke

"Hovis - bread wi nowt tekken owt lol"

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I guess the mouse got sent flying into the bread machine by a Phoenix Smasher.

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Originally Posted by Tony Blair

"I Think The Mouse's Family Should Sue"

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LOL. Just LOL.

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Originally Posted by Jimmy from Kent

"years ago when i worked in mcdonalds i found a mouse in the middle of a quater pounder bun!!!!!!!!!"

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Treat yourself to the new McRat today. :sneak:
But seriously, the fine should have probably been a hundred grand.