Quote of the Day

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Originally Posted by Dunlap

"After you have lived oh so many years, the times changes sometimes right along with you. But we also could just look at are watch so the pot won't boil. And this is as if we were stopping time itself."
-Daxflame

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"Ladies and gentlemen, get down there and suck my buddy's cock!" - D.T.

"Your fucking cum is dripping out of my pussy." - 15 minutes ago from the girl I'm seeing on our way out of Applebees. Other awesome quotes followed, but I'll leave it there.

Why do white women like black men?

"Because we eat cold eels and think distant thoughts." - Jack Johnson

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Pineapple

"Your fucking cum is dripping out of my pussy." - 15 minutes ago from the girl I'm seeing on our way out of Applebees. Other awesome quotes followed, but I'll leave it there.

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Three possibility:

1) You fucked in the bathroom.

2) You fucked right before you went inside and had the fastest dinner ever.

3) You fucked a long while before this happened and are seeing some gross bitch who doesn't know how to clean up.

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Originally Posted by Opaque

Three possibility:

1) You fucked in the bathroom.

2) You fucked right before you went inside and had the fastest dinner ever.

3) You fucked a long while before this happened and are seeing some gross bitch who doesn't know how to clean up.

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If she's the kind of girl you take to Applebee's...

"I wish Got-Next was still around, so that you could go back there."
SSJN

"The fact that you let me under your skin so easily pleases me beyond words."
Andrew