Next Top Model and Project Runway
My roommate is a huge reality tv whore. These are his two top favorites and I'm subjected to them at least twice a month, maybe once a week.
I'm not sure what he likes about them most, all the fashion stuff, Tim Gunn or listening to me make fun of it or getting angry at it.
Things I hate about Next Top Model
- Every last one of the show judges.
- Mr. J. He looks like a talking male real doll. It upsets me to look at him
- The trials/events. 99% of them are stupid and have almost nothing to do with modeling. They are also culturally unaware and insensitive anytime they do anything that relates to anyone's heritage.
- Tyra Banks. She is loud, stupid and annoying. She is also borderline racists and homophobic. I say borderline because it is more a case of ignorance than hatred. Like in the second from last episode, she was giving the model's super hero names and named the lesbian, "Andro-Gina" I DON'T EVEN, WAT, FUCK
- The format of the show. Every season is the same as the last season. Build a cast of %25 pretty normal girls. %25 interesting girls and %50 cunts. Give almost all airtime to the cunts and slowly send the pretty girls home. By the end of the show, there will be 1 interesting girl and 2 ugly cunts. An ugly cunt almost always wins.
- The cunts. You could replace any cunt model of one season with any other cunt model from another. They all say the same stuff and do the same things. I can not count how many times I've heard one say "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to win it" or a monologue about being poor or having it hard as a child. Or how hard modeling is. Or watching them start some shit and then deflect all blame. Same shit, different model, different season.
- They never know what to do with the best girls. They gave Creepychan almost no air time, but she was the most interesting model. Instead they just show cunts doing the same cunt shit every other cunt has done.
- You can typically predict who will get culled from an episode within the first 5 minutes of the episode. Mostly just from the way the episode is edited. The loser and winner always get the most screen time.
- They choose the winners of the season before the season is half done. Reality TV my ass.
If I was a millionaire, I'd make a parody of this show. I'd like to see how far I could go before the models figure out they are being made fun of. I'd like to make the contest like old Nickelodeon gameshows. Like have them challenge the aggro crag or go through the slime obstetrical course looking for flags.
