hahaha this thread has the best opening ever! I was just giving people a hard time, I really like the SMS. The Outrun and Space Harrier ports did grow on me, but Afterburner is kind of a bad and shallow game anyway.
Rampage is pretty good and is definitely fun but there's a lot that was off about it. I was a big Rampage kid in the arcades and I know that stuff feels weird. I'll go back and compare the two side by side, but from memory it's harder than it should be to eat people while hanging on a building, the buildings break in a weird way and drop faster than I remember, there are far less items around, the jump is slower than normal movement and has some weird properties (can nullify the knockback of a tank shot or missile), etc. It's a little off in some weird ways.

