Originally Posted by
Bacon McShig
I really appreciate TLJ for setting out to defy some expectations after the excruciatingly formulaic TFA, but it deciding to turn right on nearly every possible beat the audience expected it to go left just became another shade of predictability in itself.
Luke's gonna train Rey! SIKE Luke don't give a fuck.
Poe's gonna get a good hero moment! SIKE Poe screwed everything up.
We're gonna learn Rey's backstory! SIKE she doesn't have one.
We're gonna learn Snoke's backstory! SIKE he dead with zero exposition.
These old Jedi texts should offer some interesting revelations! SIKE we burnin' them fuckers.
Phasma's gonna redeem herself after that last shitty outing! SIKE she fell in a hole.
Finn's gonna do something of value this film! SIKE no he isn't.
Luke's gonna go out in a badass action scene! SIKE Luke's gonna die doing a low-level David Copperfield trick.
Not only did they fly in the face of the audience's expectations, but it did so in a way that consistently erred on the side of disappointing those expectations. I'm not saying all these things were garbage and they should have gone the path of least resistance on all of them, despite this diatribe I actually like TLJ okay myself, but like, maybe pick 2 big script-flips and give those some air? To paraphrase Syndrome, "When everything's a subversion, nothing will be."