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Originally posted by Technosphile
Hey:
When I was 15. I had a friend who thought that taking me with him to his church youth group was a good way to point me in the right direction or whatever. I met a hot chocolate African-American female there by the name of Shenequah. We started talking and then "dating". About two weeks after she became my girlfriend, we skipped going to the actual youth group service and went up to the 4th floor bathroom. This is where I expierienced both giving and recieving oral for the first time. I gave it to her last, asked her if we could PLEASE do it, and she said yes. The floor was ice-cold and I could barely manage an erection, but we both lost our virginity in there, the 4th floor bathroom of the First Baptist Church in downtown Albuquerque.
A week later, she found God or whatever and dumped me, then told the youth pastor everything. Technosphile was basically thrown out of that church...but not before nailing another girl there named Amanda in one of the church offices.
It seems like a bullshit story, I know, but I promise you its the truth.
-Technosphile
That's so kickass. You've got me beat.
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Originally posted by dog$
At 17 (5 years ago).
I was tired of being a dateless virgin and went about finding any girl that had the reputation of being an easy lay. I found one through some friends, and a few months later she lived up to her reputation.
Luckily the whole \"relatoinship\" thing ended quickly and I didn\'t waste too much money on her.
Easy lay = a few months later? That\'s easy...for a nun.