What's Your Deep, Dark Secret?

I'm moving to cali (oakland/san fransisco) for college and I'm scared shitless. The college website and viewbook can only tell you so much. <:C

Cyco: I'm sure there are many TNL members that would accept you into their house for help. ;)

Seriously, There are a lot of Calafornians here, and I'm sure there are a handful in the SF area that can tell you about the sites, prices, what to expect, etc.

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Originally posted by APC


I got that beat. I saw both Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer live in concert at the same time.

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I was the first kid in school to learn the lyrics to Ice Ice Baby, and I'd be damned if I didn't let everyone know. Now that I think about it, I was probably the only kid stupid enough to learn them first.

Some of these secrets (unless they are jokes) seem pretty tame to me. Not like I'm going to tell my darkest secrets to a message board (no matter how much I like you guys), but here are some of mine I'll share:
When I was really little (I don't remember it), I picked up a big rock that lined the plants bellow the front porch, and dropped it on the head of one of my dads friends. Split his skull, but he was allright.
Another one I don't remember is shoving a baby carriage (with baby girl in tow) off a dock. Her dad was fishing nearby and saved her.
We had alot of stray cats around the house when I was little, and I would grab them by their tails and twirl them (I vaguely remember doing that).
I got in a fight with my friend Billy Joe and after I beat him down I grabbed his hair and rammed his face continually into a doornob.
Thats all from the top of my head. When I was a kid, I used to get into fights alot and cause all sorts of hell. I grew out of that around the time I got my NES. We moved around when I was 10, and I haven't got into a fight or caused much trouble since. I blame TMNT for all my wrong doings.

my mom yells at me about porn that isn't mine

~Mr. K~

*shrugs*

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Originally posted by Kaneda
Here's another childhood moment I'm not so proud of.

One day at the YMCA summer day camp (where I met BooMsta), a bunch of us were at some park messing around when we came up with the bright idea to have a rock war. It basically consisted of 2 teams of 3 or 4 boys throwing rocks at each other. Even smarter, we decided to play this game in the middle of a picnic area, where a group of old ladies were enjoying the nice summer afternoon...until they were caught in the crossfire. I don't know how hurt they got, but I suffered a bruised wrist when I tried catching one of the thrown rocks (I was being real smart that day).

My team ended up escaping the camp counselors wrath by sneaking through some bushes. Later that day they lectured the entire group of 100 kids and told the guilty party to fess up or die, but I never admitted to it until this day.

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HOLY SHIT!!! I remember that reaming we all got...fuck, I completely forgot untill I read this. WoW that really takes me back.
But as for secrets....uhhhh...I am Deathly afraid of spiders it can be the smallest spider ever and my heart will still skip a beat when I see it, it's my only true phobia... more to come (?)