I fathered a child :(
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I fathered a child :(
and I bet thats him in your avatar.Quote:
Originally posted by mattvanstone
I fathered a child :(
Street Fighter the Movie is in my top 10 favorite movies list. Soooo much comedy in a short 90 minutes.
I enjoy a good rogering in the rear.
~Mr. K~
*shakes head no* .................. *shakes head yes*....... *shakes head no again*
I did a LOT of musical theatre when I was young.
And I'm so ticklish I scream like a girl when my girlfriend tickles me.
And if any of you try to tickle me or make fun of the musical theatre thing in person expect to get punched in the dick. :)
If I had a dollar for every time I got in a nasty fight and hurt somebody bad, I\'d have at least 10 bucks. I used to think I had to prove something to anybody who didn\'t think I was tough.Quote:
Originally posted by Zerodash
The WORST thing I have ever done:
At gool \'ol Sleazeside, NJ...Some punk jumped out at us and punched me in the face...I got him in several places pretty hard...
As long as you grew out of the violent tendencies you\'ll be fine.
Once when I was at the beach with BooMsta (I think I was maybe 10 years old), we were throwing rocks at seagulls. We weren't hitting any of them so I got the bright idea to throw the rock in the path of the flying seagull and it worked. The poor bastard cried and flew out into the ocean where it collapsed and drowned. Moments later, hundreds, maybe thousands of seagulls began to circle the air above it, cawing like crazy.
Ruined my day.
Also, in the first grade I got the impulse to suddenly hit my friend sitting next to me on the bus in the gut. He was fat, so I thought it'd be cool...
Shit, that would've made my day. I hate seagulls with a passion. Their incredibly irritating cawing gets on my nerves to no end, not to mention they're nothing more than the buzzards of the beach. I've had the little bastards grab food right out of my hand. And it's all because these stupid people feed them because they think its "cute" or something, they've become relient on people giving them scraps. I don't know what they're seeing when they give them food, but all I see is about 15 vultures biting and pecking each other desperately in a giant dogpile for one french fry.Quote:
Originally posted by Kaneda
Once when I was at the beach with BooMsta (I think I was maybe 10 years old), we were throwing rocks at seagulls. We weren't hitting any of them so I got the bright idea to throw the rock in the path of the flying seagull and it worked. The poor bastard cried and flew out into the ocean where it collapsed and drowned. Moments later, hundreds, maybe thousands of seagulls began to circle the air above it, cawing like crazy.
Ruined my day.
You seriously want a dark secret?
I was raped when I was twelve. :(
You asked. No, I don't want any sympathy, or,"That's awful!" posts...
Well, its not much of a secret anymore since I changed my sig, but I was, AND STILL AM a big Michael Jackson fan. The first CD of MJ History Part One spends alot of time spinning in my car's CD player, one of the greatest compilations of music ever, that CD is.
If he'd come to Dallas sometime and perform at the AA center, I'd definitely buy a ticket to go watch him if it didn't cost too much :)
You REALLY fit your stereotype.Quote:
You seriously want a dark secret?
I was raped when I was twelve.
You asked. No, I don't want any sympathy, or,"That's awful!" posts...