in reply to WTFer's thread about stealing since its closed

A king is you!

When I worked at Little Caesars I beat a kids ass for trying to run off with a pie. I put the pie on the counter, and rung it up. He grabbed the pizza off the counter and ran. I gave chase and caught up to him rather quickly. He was knocked to the ground by a flying me, and I proceeded to smack his skull against the pavement. He was then hoisted up against a stop-sign. He was punched (yet again) into the sign, so that after I hit him his head hit the sign post. He fell to ground, cried, and I walked back to work satisfied that I had done my good deed for the day. Sure, I could have been fired and prosecuted, but I feel a moral obligation to return the \'favor\' in instances like these...

Now, that was for a pizza. Imagine what I (or someone like me) would have done to you had I caught you stealing a videogame...

I bet you think you made off like a bandit. Soon, you\'ll get yours...

I'm not sure why you're talking about karma, johnpv.

He's stuck with Tekken Tag Tournament forever now. That's karma enough.

I think you mean irony.

It's kind of like karma, except really efficient.

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Originally posted by 88mph
Wait... you bought a computer at Best Buy?

:lol:

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Took the words RIGHT OUT MY MOUTH!

Shit, I can barely install a modem correctly. Putting together a whole computer mear weeks after major surgery, not in the plans. This thing is the most sensitive thing ever. The slightest fucking NUDGE will turn it on/off. My cat jumped from the couch to the floor, IN THE OTHER ROOM, and it turned off. I wake up this morning, check it, it's on. Oh well. $380 savings will help me out with med bills.

Oh, and WTFer deserves to be forced to watch 1,000 hours of a Best of Hulk Hogan: the HIGH FLYING YEARS tape. Then gradually move onto the best of Haystacks Couhoun.

I missed all the fun.

Jay, you could have gotten someone else to put it together, and it's not that complicated anyways. And you would have saved even more.. =P...but best buy? I mean come on, at least get factory direct =P (all though yuo did get lucky)

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Originally posted by andyrose
I just built an awesome ass system and got 2 monitors with it for 800.

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Hook me up...

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Originally posted by phoenix angel wing
Now, that was for a pizza. Imagine what I (or someone like me) would have done to you had I caught you stealing a videogame...

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I'm fairly sure it would involve writing a poem. The "I punched him and his head hit a stop sign, which got knocked over and it fell into his head and his crying caused a patrolling hawk to slam into his head which knocked him down onto the sidewalk onto his head." thing sounds too much like an "Act of Gord" to me, which is to say very made up.

WTFer... that is THEFT. Shame on you. You belong in jail right now. :mad:

You fucked over two people. The employee who could get written up or lose his job... and a paying customer who did not get the right game- in fact they get stuck with a damn AOL disc! This is so wrong. Hell, you fucked over all of us- by causing Best Buy to raise their prices, or at least hastening the time when they do so. Thanks a whole lot. Bragging about it, huh? Why should we be impressed?

You know what I think we oughta do to WTFer? Hook up a 3DO and force him to play S.H.A.D.O.W. or Way of the Warrior until he keels over from the stench of these bad games.