I've been excommunicated from the Roman Catholic Church
I go to a Catholic high school. Yippie, no biggie.
Anyway, there was a mass service today at it, and I had to go by school rules.
Oh, I'm not Catholic, I'm atheist.
Well, when it was time for the, uh, "holy communion" (little circle bready thing that is supposed to be the body of christ) I decided to go up and take it instead of sitting in my seat and waiting like all the other non catholics do.
I went up, and reached out for it instead of cupping my hands like all those good little catholic children did. The lady giving them out asked, "ARE YOU ROMAN CATHOLIC." I replied, "uh, YES." I took it, turned around, and shoved it in my shirt pocket. Oh yeah, I made a comment to someone about how I was going to save it for later and maybe put some salt and pepper on it to flavor it up, big deal.
Later on in the day, I get called down to talk to this priest, cause of what happened and all. Apparently what I did was sacrelige, and when I told him that I threw the, uh, token thingy away he told me that the penalty for such was excommunication from the Roman Catholic church..he then ran and dug through the trash can so he could find the damn thing.
It's all really baffling that someone would go through this trouble, and be so fucking attached to it.