I was reading this over at ebgames.com out or pure boredom;
"A customer on 10/3/2002 writes:
SQUARE'S WORST GAME SINCE FF2J
at least, for the first five or so hours of the game. the story is trite, boring and slow with stupid minigames that are cute at first and then an utter nuisence to help you increase your playtime.
Given, this is only up through Tarzan's Magic Jungle, but honestly? that did it for me. the Wonderland stage irked me, but that was just it. Official chugging of Hatorade commenced.
between only having approximately 100 degrees of vision, bad camera angles, idiot assistants and being able to be killed in 3 hits regardless.. I mean come on - I could take more damage in the Legend of Zelda! The FIRST one! Then you can focus on how your idiot assistants are entirely impervious to any and all enemy targeting (especially during boss fights, causing you to have to reload because you had half HP and were chugging a potion, but by god, not fast enough.. oh 5 or so times). Prepare for a Run and Run-faster game.
If I play any more of this game before I either return it or destroy it into smashed-atoms, it will be with a gameshark on and a middle finger raised.
I should have stuck with my anti-disney stance.
Now then, you might be wondering if I'd reccomend this game to you.
That depends - Do I Hate you?"
The line "If I play anymore of this game, it will be with a gameshark on and middle finger raised" is just classic. Someone needs that in their sig.
