The Official TNL Fanfiction Thread! Come on!

[Jimmy Carter]

I say we create an official thread of TNL fanfiction because it is truly a thing of greatness. So here it is! The Official TNL Fanfiction Thread! Everyone should post something. After all, our community is so... nice.

I will begin!

A long time ago... actually, last week, the nefarious Captain Lhadatt and his Red Baron Squadron Mark IV were terrorizing the skies above Chicago. But this reign of terror would not be left un-matched!

Behold! EThugg and Mr. T have come to the rescue with their sidekick Mike Tyson, together they are, "The Society of Tough Love"! Mr. T with the power of his chains, whirling through the air. EThugg swinging a Standard Xbox controller with impunity and a force that would crush any building. And Mike Tyson threatening to man rape anybody that comes near him. Truly, "The Society of Love" are a match for any team!

However, as the two forces prepared for battle a bright light came from the sky! It was Evil Master Master and faithful Russian comrade Zerodash. "No fight! We join! We fight! We rule long time!" Master stated in bizarre engrish. "Do not fight each other; join together and fight the world. Together we can rule this universe forever" Zerodash translated.

And combined, the three groups became, "The Holy Ministry of Pain" and sought to destroy and conquer the world!

They destroyed Chicago, Tokyo, London, Brussels, Paris and New York. They then set their sites on Cincinnati, Ohio. "Ah ha ha! We make tiger town go boom boom kabang!" Master squealed. "We'll destroy that town!" Zerodash translated. "The Holy Ministry of Pain" descended upon the city and were on their way to the mayor's office when...

Dolemite and the Cincinnati Bengals stepped onto the scene!

"Moo hoo hoo! Funny man choose wrong team! Tiger team never win! They suck big time" Master yelled. "The man has chosen the wrong team. The Bengals never win! They really suck!" Zerodash translated.

"You bitches better shut your mouths, just because the Bengals can't play football, doesn't mean they can't kick your asses!" Dolemite said and soon after, the Bengals took off their helmets to reveal a squad of... DOLEMITE CLONES!

The most ass-kicking team of goodness would now square off against the prime team of fear and loathing. But who will win? Will "The Holy Ministry of Pain" preach their gospel of destruction or will the Dolemite clones grant the Bengals the impossible win? Stay tuned!

[PaperWork]

It took ten months for me to tell you this was horrible.

[Jimmy Carter]

That's the point. I was making fun of the other thread with similar purpose.

[cka]

once upon a time some shit happened the end

Now where's my book deal?1

[rezo]

That's the point. I was making fun of the other thread with similar purpose.

The ones by Ragnarok the red? Quite a bit of people seemed to be enjoying those, and this recieved no response. hmm. If you had been the one to write "A modest proposal", fried children would probably be on menus across the western world~