I'm not out

[Jimmy Carter]

Lots of talk about a "shake up" going down in the magical halls of TNL. Mr. Thugg has exited the building, Mr. Force is gone now as well, people are grumping at one another over pithy things such as "your teeth are more yellow than dog piss".

While that is indeed a harsh comment, you could simply recoil with "You look like Bob Hope". But then it turns into one big punching-fest with people writing imaginary stories about Bill Clinton having an affair with Mr. Rael of the Raelian religion. After all, the aliens will be taking over some day.

Which brings up a good point: is anyone here a Raelian? I know someone in the religion down in Minneapolis. <a href="http://www.rael.org">Rael is a religion which has something to do with aliens returning to earth.</a> And speaking of religion, I think we should create a religion which revolves around Dolemite, because he could beat a lot of people up.

But in closing, it is good that most of us are not acting rashly and abandoning this board we call home. While some may be out, we are not. Let us keep it that way.

YEAH!

[ginaman]

People are so whiney. Thats why they get on the internet and bitch anonymously, and then get offended by other anonymous bitchers.

[Green]

If only all of us were as cool as the Ewoks

[Nash]

jimmy carter, you have made my night, and you're now my favorite president.

[StriderKyo]

I'm pretty sure the Raelians are based up here, in Quebec. They claim alien technology has given them the power to create human clones any time in the next 6 months. At least, that's what they said 2 years ago.

[Brisco Bold]

Yeah. I remember them protesting outside some Montreal Catholic school.

[teenwolf]

I won't make the mistake of making jokes about your yellow teeth or make comparisons between you and Bob Hope. And I certainly will not make jokes about your days as a peanut farmer or that fact that your cousin ran a _worm_ farm. I will merely assail you (Jimmy Carter, Former President Of The USA) with various facts about your administration.

During your administration we had record levels of inflation which grew from 7% in 1977 to _12%_ by 1979, gasoline lines stemming from OPEC oil price increases who you did not blame instead blaming the America public for their “profligate, energy-wasting lifestyle.”, interest rates were up 20%, the poorest fifth of the population had a drop of 17% in real family income, alarmist environmental predictions which never came true, the botched hostage rescue attempt in Iran in 1979, federal deficit rose from 40 billion in fiscal 1979 to 73 billion by 1980, an inane foreign policy based on so called "human rights" which were not actually supported by your administration which instead had a hard policy of appeasement, gave away the American built Panama Canal for virtually nothing, you praised totalitarian leftists dictators and appeased them, allowed Marxist guerillas to infiltrate and finally topple the Somosa regime in Nicaragua etc etc etc. I could go on and on but I think you get my point, yours was one of the most insipid, irresolute, inept and flawed presidencies of all time and we suffered greatly until the Reagan administration. I won't go on about your recent visits to Cuba and praise of Castro...

I feel I have made my point, as a world leader you were and are severely lacking, but as a gamer...you are really quite top notch. Thank you for your gaming opinions and commentary, I for one would consider it a tragedy if you were to leave us simply because you couldn't hack it as a world leader. Stay kind sir, stay and continue to provide us with insightful commentary and opinions. And if you are looking for a good alien experience, you just can't go wrong with scientology. Find out all about the alien that lives inside your head! They call them Thetans, I call him friend. Aint nothin better than a good rap session with your thetan, because hey, if you are going to discover yourself why not do it with a friend who asks for nothing more than to control you like a robot.. Good Times...

[StriderKyo]

L.Ron Hubbard psychically told my Thetan to tell me he didn't approve of your post, criticizing his legitimate, peace loving religion. You can expect several disturbing and threatening phone calls in the middle of the night for the next few weeks.


And Reagan sucked too, btw.

[andyrose]

Originally posted by ginaman
People are so whiney. Thats why they get on the internet and bitch anonymously, and then get offended by other anonymous bitchers.

Listen to this man.

[Lhadatt]

teenwolf: No, no.. This Jimmy Carter is actually the Alternate Dimension Conservative Republican Mensa-member Jimmy Carter. Please don't confuse him with that baffoon that resides in your home dimension.