House of the Dead... the movie...

[Diff-chan]

AICN ran a review of this movie last year, and said it was just the most amazingly goddawful thing ever released on film... its not even GOOD BAD, like the type of shit that Despair & co. flocks to... its just very awful awful awful goddamn piece of shit it aint even cool bad. Like if I remember, the guy was all about going to see crappy horror movies and having fun with them, but this just went way way way too far.

Im all for watching a bad movie (I believe in "cleansing" - after you watch a series of good ones you should watch a bad one to get perspective), but I think this is scraping too much of the bottom of the barrel. Id rather spend those 2 hours of my life doing something productive, like masturbating.

[MechDeus]

What Andy said. I think this movie will be so absolutely horrible I'll adore it.

It's a shame the dialogue won't be HotD2 bad, but I'm still hoping for some classic pathetic lines.

[Chojin]

Yeah at one point I was hoping that this movie would be decent, but the footage included with HotD3 completey turned me off(And I'd seen the trailers[which seem to be the same as the current tv spots) beforehand too). Somewhat like what DiffusionX said, it doesn't even look like it'll even make it into the bad=good category.

It just looks like fucking garbage to the point where even turd zombie films by Umberto Lenzi, Claudio Fragasso or even Bruno Mattei look better. In fact this movie kinda looks like a modern version of After Death *shudders*.

[TaiMaiShu]

This is gonna suck ass...But I'll watch it. Makes me realize how good other movies are.

[Wildkat]

Id rather spend those 2 hours of my life doing something productive, like masturbating.

Just remember, every time you masterbate, God makes someone green light another video game movie.

[Dyne]

so who thinks it will be worse than House of 1000 Corpses?

[Salsashark]

I hope there are agents in it. Agents with Dreamcasts strapped to their backs that kill zombies by typing at them with keyboards attached to themselves. YEAH!

[Shine]

That'd make me pay $7.50 in a heartbeat.

[cka]

Just remember, every time you masterbate, God makes someone green light another video game movie.

I must be responsible for half the movies released that are based on games.

[Reaver]

I know it'll be chessy and campy and MST3K bad, but that's all why I can't wait to see it. Films like this just put a big stupid grin on my face. Why people can't allow themselves to revel in crappy movies, I don't know.