dumb comments you've heard lately

[xS]

"SNES is better than Genesis"

:jest:
"The Neo Geo is finest console ev@r"

[Brisco Bold]

Originally posted by Tragic
Anyway, something kinda stupid... back when JSRF first came out anyone who came to return it to the EB I wroked at would just throw it on the counter and say "It's gay." in the most testoterone filled meathead voice possible.

This man speaks the truth (tragic, I mean).

[James]

It's currently March, and only just March for that matter. Over the course of the last week I've had about 4 people asking after the new Madden.

I bitched about this in another thread but it's much more appropriate for this revived from the dead shambling beast of a topic.

James

[Shin Johnpv]

you too

jesus the next person that asks if the new madden is out (when the last one just came out in august) im gonna hit somebody

[Shinobi128]

On the topic of Jet Set Radio Future...

Ocassion 1 - Halo LAN Party

Me: "Let's play JSRF"
Friend 1: "Why would we want to do that?"
Me: "...why not?"
Friend 1: "Because it is gay."
Me: "I'd rather play JSRF than Halo"
Friend 1: "You're gay."
Friend 3: "JSRF is fucking gay."

Ocassion 2 - At work

Friend 2: "JSR suuuuuuuuuuuucks."
Me: *sigh*

It's hard to have casual gamer friends, especially the ones who say 'HALO IS THE GREATEST AND BESTEST GAME EVER!!!!!!!

[Clash!]

At a best buy I over heard a worker giving some Parents advice on which system to buy for their children, I wanted to punch the guy in the face.

Adults: "So whats the differance between the systems?"

Best Buy Guy: "Well the PS2 is geard more for the kids who want to Rebel against their parents. With the game Grand Theft Auto Vice City being its main mascot."

Adults: "I thought that game got banned."

Best Buy Guy: "It was for a while but so many people wanted it they started to sell it again, and now Vice City is out and thats GTA3 x 5! Yeah, so the PS2 is the system a Teen Ager would get and hide from his parents. Heh, the Xbox is for guys like me, older guys who like more realistic games, games that are more like movies, and less nerdy. And the Game Cube is for little kids I think."

Adults: "Hmmm, so how much is a PSone"

I then left in disgust and anger.

[Captain Vegetable]

Originally posted by Clash_Master
I then left in disgust and anger.

I probably would have given a chuckle. The whole scenario annoys me, but not enough to let it ruin my mood.

[Saint of Killers]

Some kid asked me if we carried "those chips that make PS2s into PS3s". He was a kid, so I just said no instead of laughing in his face.

[Master]

EB employee #1: Why don't games from other countries work here?

EB employee #2: Because if they did work they would make your TV explode. They designed TVs here and in other countries to explode when you played games from other regions. I think its part of an international treaty or something.




True story.

[Diff-chan]

Clash_Master, I wouldve said that to someone if I didnt give a fuck about my job too.

Shinobi128, heads up, JSRF does suuuuuuuuuuck.