Did God make Sega Fans Superior to All Other Gamers?

**manichispanic** · 12 Dec 2002, 07:42 PM

Dreamcast, Sonic, NiGHTS, Panzer Dragoon, Shenmue, Space Channel 5, Shinobi...I could go on and on, Sega is surely the greatest manufacturer of video games, video game peripherals, and video game systems, to have ever existed. I mean, come on, who else has the nuts to unload system after system onto the public, risking it all for the thing they loved so much, entertainment. Sega is simply the epitome of success in the truest sense of the word. Rather than try to primp themselves up with blown out of proportion sales (Sony), Sega remains steadfast in its delivery with the product its customers love most, games. Who needs to sell razors when you can sell razor blades? Yes, they are most certainly the company of the century.

Still dont believe me?

Ok, lets try this, pretend Sega never existed. Now skip forward to the first time you had sex. There is now a man there coupling with you. Thanks to Sonic, you have unconsciously had heterosexuality values drilled into you, saving you from going down that red road or weirdness.

Always the innovator, that Sega. Remember the Gamegear? Of course you do. The Gamegear was quite certainly years ahead of its time, not even bested by the modern day gameboy advance. Herald of a new age of pocket gaming, such greats as 'Tale Spin' and 'Sonic Spinball' transported you to a fantastic world of wonder, spun by those masters of the game, yes you said it, Sega.

In closing, how can any derogatory things be said of this company, this FAMILY, of innovators who so re-kindled the art of gaming?

**Adrian** · 12 Dec 2002, 07:44 PM

http://pub145.ezboard.com/fopaage195...icID=237.topic

**StriderKyo** · 12 Dec 2002, 07:45 PM

Should we just ask Bahn to ban the entire Opa Age forum (except Teddman) now?

**Mode7** · 12 Dec 2002, 07:46 PM

It has more to do with approval than creation, God Himself being a SEGA fan.

That said, I hope someone kicks you in the face.

**MechDeus** · 12 Dec 2002, 07:46 PM

They have crappy management, that can definately be said. And, like fanboys from all walks of worship, they spawned a lot of really stupid followers. Many of which can be found in this little corner of EZBoard.