Tell The Group Your Most Creative Insults!

[SMBChick]

I hope you're able to use a little profanity in the "Sound Off!" section (I can't get into that 'Fight Club' area). But don't rely on bad language unless you have to. Tell us good ones that you've heard, and come up with your own.

Here are a few of my favs.

1) I once broke up an anti-abortion rally by showing protesters a photo of you.

2) If you were on fire and I had just finished off a Big Gulp in one minute, I wouldn't waste my precious urine to put you out.

3) You're such a loser, your Rice Crispies don't even talk to you.

4) You pre-cerebral societal disorder, what's a mistake like you even doing posting on a messageboard (chatroom, ect.), when you should be in electroconvulsive therapy? Did someone leave the gate unlocked again?

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5) It's too bad your toughest conceiving competitors had to dried up on your mother's leg like that... To think, what COULD have graced this Earth in replace of your sorry ass.

6) If your Mother and Father got divorced, assuming they were ever married in the first place, they'd still be brother and sister.

7) "Son of a thousand bastards."

8) but I heard you gave up sunbathing in your yard because cats kept trying to bury you.

This one is really bad... I hope I don't get banned for this:

WARNING...

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9) I'm going to kick you in the c**t so hard that I'll wear you like a snowshoe.

BTW, I came up with none of these, however I did modify some. But I encourage you to come up with your own.

[Ichabod]

Rapscallion. Serves all purposes.

[Green]

Your mama is so fat that people try to insult her because of her large girth!
Did you wake up recently?
If I had a car like that it would be bad for my image!

[rezo]

"slang dunce". Some fellow randomly called Cigsthecat that a long while ago.

Cigsthecat: here is some helpful gaming information!

random_fellow: slang dunce.

anyways, I don't like the idea of stock insults. Its disrespectful to all the cats that have genuine wit.

[Ragnarok the Red]

Damn, I'm out of practice on these.

I'd sooner speak to a Jehova's Witness telemarketer than you.

The best part of you ran down the crack of yo mama's ass and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress! (God Bless you, R. Lee Ermey )

I guess I should put a bad one up to, huh? OK...here goes...

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Your crotch is the equivalent of a New York City subway, trains pulling in, trains pulling out. (think I've used this one on the boards before actually )

[Dolemite]

"You're the type of guy who'd crawl on his hands and knees through a perfectly good whorehouse just to get to a fat boy's ass."

-The Reverend Jesse Custer


Your mom sells potato chips- all day long she stands on the street corner yelling, "LAYS! LAYS!".

[Kidnemo]

You smell like stink.

[Gooch]

Your mama has a peg leg with a kickstand.

Your mama is so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids run up to her yelling "Kool-Aid man!!!"

[MechDeus]

You should've been a blow job.

Variations:
You see this? *rub forefinger and thumb together* That is the tiniest fiddle in the world, playing a sad, sad tune for you.

You see this? *hold thumb and forefinger almost touching each other* That's ten thousand compressed pounds of I don't give a shit.

[FuryFox]

Your momma so hairy, bigfoot take pictures of her!

"You scum-sucking, bottom-feeding, algae-eater..." (props to anyone that can source that one)

Is that your head, or did your just neck vomit?

Oh I'm sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

No really, flex. Stop kidding around, just flex. Oh...

I got a Donkey Punch with your name on it, and I know you want it. (I'm so sorry)