Funner Than Leather
Darwin wins.
Das Vampyr Jäger
bbobb put it first, and put it best. It's sad and makes you shake your head, but at the same time I don't think the gene pool will be missing any of these guys...Originally posted by bbobb
It's called Natural Selection people... deal with it. Those kids were too dumb to live.
omg TNL epics!
I Don't Know....
Like George Carlin said
"The kid that swallows the most pennies doesn't grow up to have kids of his own."
or something like that
Smack my Bitch Up
"too many marbles"Originally posted by Doug Branches
Like George Carlin said
"The kid that swallows the most pennies doesn't grow up to have kids of his own."
or something like that
There was a Supreme Court case, where this family had inbred for so many generations that their kids were coming out all shades of stupid. They were so stupid in fact that they were unknowingly terrorizing a nearby town. They would break windows, steal, drive like maniacs and so on. The Supreme Court justice handed down a ruling stating "Three generations of idiots is enough" and ordered them to be sterilized immediately. I for one am all for eugenics, the survivors should never be allowed to breed.
The Dro
I wouldn't mind an Aibo.Originally posted by rama
parents don't want kids, they want robots.
Wooohooo... I made a funny.
Even if it was a George Carlin paraphrase.
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
Here ya go kids...
http://www.darwinawards.com
Have fun.What is a Darwin Award?
The Darwin Awards honor those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it in really stupid ways. We commemorate those who gave their all, adding a dose of chlorine to the pool. ¨ Read the new stories, browse our archives, or visit the Slush Pile. Vote on your favorites, and compare the rankings.
Woooohoooo, yay for Chux. I love that page.
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
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Parents need to relise that kids think they can do anything, and can do it just as well as anyone else. But kids also love violance. So combine the two and what do you get, dead kid with a video camera. Parents need to step in and go, "Don't be stupid." There is a reason why a kid after watching a Game Show does not set up games to have his friends win all his money.
Barf! Barf! Barf!
It's like George Carlin said:
"When I was a kid, the kid that ate too many marbles didn't grow up to have kids that ate too many marbles. Fuck the children."
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