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Thread: The 49ERS gave me a heart attack!!!!!!!!!!!

  1. Originally posted by StriderKyo
    In addition, I'd like to add that that was the most retarded shit I've ever seen. The Giants should cut:

    1. Their long snapper. You suck balls.
    Funny thing is, I think they signed him right before the playoffs began. He had a really horrible brain fart and forgot to spike the ball, no wonder he was without a job.


    3. Ron Dayne. Honestly, putting him into the game was what shamed the 49ers into getting their act together. Nothing's more embarassing than a team thinking they can run that useless lardass on you.
    ahaha, everytime I see him in a game he runs into his own lineman and falls to the ground.

    4. Jason Sehorn. I don't care if he sells tickets to middle aged women. He's as useless as Dayne. He's done. He couldn't cover a guy on crutches anymore.
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    6. Shaun Williams. You stupid steroid-addled moron. Honestly, one unsportsmanlike in the game's final minute when your team needed a score is bad enough, but two? That ejection should last a whole lot longer.
    That dude, both Shaun Williams and his teammate were messing with took out both of em. That was hilarious. Shaun Williams got bitch slapped.
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    Terrel Owens is no better then Shaun Williams, but that in no way justifies his actions. The Giants would have 30 yards of penalty yards after the return.. THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN AT THE 22! Not that it would have mattered, the long snapper would have fucked up, then all the fucking linemen would go out for passes. Then Ron Dayne would run into the linemen in the endzone, and Jason Sehorn would laugh.

  3. Garcia is like a tiny, funny-looking God.


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  4. Originally posted by Klonoa
    Funny thing is, I think they signed him right before the playoffs began. He had a really horrible brain fart and forgot to spike the ball, no wonder he was without a job.




    ahaha, everytime I see him in a game he runs into his own lineman and falls to the ground.



    Pretty boy doesn't want to injure his pussy





    That dude, both Shaun Williams and his teammate were messing with took out both of em. That was hilarious. Shaun Williams got bitch slapped.
    It's all true.


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  5. This game seriously made me want to puke. I cant believe that happened. Fassel should take the entire special teams and bury them under the Meadowlands parking lot ala Jimmy Hoffa.

    I cant believe how bad they were. Even one of the Giants players said so... he said that the entire team was trying and gave itself an opportunity to win and the special teams "couldn't come through", which is polite sportspeak for "they blew it for all of us." Now granted the Giants sucked a cheetah's dick for the entire 4th quarter, but it was still their game to win at the end.

    Unbelievable.

  6. Originally posted by diffusionx
    This game seriously made me want to puke. I cant believe that happened. Fassel should take the entire special teams and bury them under the Meadowlands parking lot ala Jimmy Hoffa.

    I cant believe how bad they were. Even one of the Giants players said so... he said that the entire team was trying and gave itself an opportunity to win and the special teams "couldn't come through", which is polite sportspeak for "they blew it for all of us." Now granted the Giants sucked a cheetah's dick for the entire 4th quarter, but it was still their game to win at the end.

    Unbelievable.
    If the Jets win the Super Bowl, I hope the stadium gets renamed.
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  7. Originally posted by Klonoa
    Funny thing is, I think they signed him right before the playoffs began. He had a really horrible brain fart and forgot to spike the ball, no wonder he was without a job.
    Mike Pereira, the NFL supervisor of officials, confirmed Monday that Allen would not have been allowed to immediately spike the ball because it was a long snap. The only time a player can spike the ball is when he takes the snap from under the center.

  8. Why?

    Even if he couldn't literally spike it, he could have thrown it out of bounds. What rule prevents an incomplete pass? It's not grounding unless a sack is imminent.
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  9. Yeah but the clock would've already been at zero by the time he ran and threw it out of bound - about 4 secs at least were spent realizing that allen couldn't readjust the ball in time to get the kicker to kick it off... heh - i admit that at first i thought it was a fake kick which made me wonder how stupid the giants really were.

    I'd strike it down to gitters and nervousness - that and inexperience is what caused that foul up - what an incredible foul up - had they been able to get the kick off the chances were the 49ers would've lost - it was only a 40 yrd kick attempt.

    And regarding that - wwhat on earth were the 49ers defense thinking/doing that allowed the giants to get that far into field goal position anyway - letting huge yardage passes get completed and such - i mean for fucks sake - the kickoff return was bad enough, but their defense dropped the ball in that last minute. thank goodness for large errors.
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  10. Originally posted by burgundy
    Why?

    Even if he couldn't literally spike it, he could have thrown it out of bounds. What rule prevents an incomplete pass? It's not grounding unless a sack is imminent.
    According to him all the holder could've done was pass the ball to an eligible reciver or run. Anything else would've resulted in a flag and time would've ran out.

    I'd strike it down to gitters and nervousness - that and inexperience is what caused that foul up - what an incredible foul up - had they been able to get the kick off the chances were the 49ers would've lost - it was only a 40 yrd kick attempt.
    There was no excuse for that. Junkin, the long snapper, was a 19 year veteran. All he's fucking paid to do is snap the ball. You let one fuck up go, but he fucked up two long snaps.

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