Top 75 Stupidest Things My Customers Do

**Curtis** · 22 Jan 2003, 03:02 AM

Amazing.. But you forgot the best question; always from "That guy who always calls in," "Yo... What good out?" After you make a list "Yeah, yeah... But what about that new Madden? Or the new Live?"

And you can't fucking hang up on them. It's sad.

**Tracer** · 22 Jan 2003, 03:08 AM

I found about 70 of 75 to be true. Funny stuff man

**FuryFox** · 22 Jan 2003, 03:18 AM

Originally posted by Tracer
I found about 70 of 75 to be true. Funny stuff man

Thanks. Obviously, some are embellished to make a point, but typically, it ends up being humorous by just stating what actually happens. I found it especially amusing when, while typing this whole thing out, a customer will do something that warrants being on the list right then and there.

Furthermore, if anyone has any to add (like Orochi), please do

**Astral** · 22 Jan 2003, 03:27 AM

I work in a blacklight store so every day every hour i hear, Do the lights hurt your eyes?

Me- If they do im gonna have a nice lawsuit. or various other answers.

**Shin Johnpv** · 22 Jan 2003, 03:29 AM

ohhh god im laughing so hard

ive working in retail for some 7 or 8 years now and its all sooo fucking true

i spent 5 - 6 years working at a Gas Station and most of this applies there too

cept you also have to deal with the fact that they will shit every where BUT the toilete

and god that last one is sooo damn true

**Josh** · 22 Jan 2003, 03:30 AM

076-They will pick up a game, and loudly shout out the price: "oh damn, 39.99 this junks only 39.99! Damn son, 39.99" Then they will walk up to you, and ask you "how much this game?"

**Shin Johnpv** · 22 Jan 2003, 03:34 AM

077-They will never know how to do simple math. Everyone with the discount card will look at a game and say "How much is this with my discount." They will then get angry when you tell them to just move the decimal over 2 places and subtract.