Worst Movie You Ever Saw

[Gymkata]

Its a toss up between Gymkata and Batman 4 w/Mr.Freeze

[BerringerX]

Originally posted by Doug Branches
I would love to hear Clash Masters thoughts on a movie like Zombie Lake or Alien Dead. Actually I would love to hear anyone's thoughts on them

Zombie Lake is a bit of an enigma. It is really bad, but in a Mystery Science Theater sort of way. Bad greenish/blue makeup on the zombies that seems to instantly start to fade, and a little blond girl needing "lots and lots of fresh blood." A Zombie that still remembers his daughter. Hmmm...

[DArque Bishop]

My three worst of all time:

Mortal Kombat Annihilation
Battlefield Earth
The Omega Code

The last one was a movie made by Trinity Broadcast Networking and was one of those apocalypse/Revelations type films. It was so bad that we walked out of it thirty minutes into it and demanded our money back.

Once I get my domain up and running I'll post a rant by a guy I know who calls himself FatSatan about how bad MK Annohilation truly was.

[Clash!]

I have to agree with you there DArque Bishop, those three are trash. The Omega Code trys to be Cool yet religious which is not possiable. Battlefeild Earth is laughabley bad, and is just plain stupid in design. Everything in it is so cheesy. Its based in the year 3000 yet they manage to stumple onto a Miniature Golf course that looks like its from the 1960's. Travolta at his worst in this picutre as well, and it also has one of the lamest endings ever.

[Despair]

Battlefield Earth is something, Clash and me would agree on

Its soooooooo bad. Saw it at the theaters too, and I didnt know what to do, laugh to tears or cry for the loss of my money

[Ichabod]

John Woo is WAY overrated

Have you ever seen Hard Boiled, The Killer, or A Better Tomorrow?

[Strawberry Shortcake]

Have you ever seen the Flipper movie, Doug? For some reason I think you would get a kick out of it. I know I sure love.

its worth it just for Jessica Alba

although i do feel a little dirty about it watching it cause of her

[Rumpy]

Originally posted by OmniGear
Does anyone else think spacecowboy's sig looks...familiar?

Yeah it does.

[Clash!]

Originally posted by Ichabod
Have you ever seen Hard Boiled, The Killer, or A Better Tomorrow?

No, but I have seen Face Off, Broken Arrow, and some of the TV movies he has made. And whats that TV show he has now thats sydicated, To Kill a Theif, or something Thief. God Awful. Oh and lets not forget to mention Windtalkers, YIKES! Sure I have not seen his Hong Kong features, but what I have seen of his does not make me want to see them. If they are anything like Black Mask (whoever thats made by) count me out on looking into seeing any other Hong Kong action films.

[Ichabod]

Originally posted by Clash_Master
No, but I have seen Face Off, Broken Arrow, and some of the TV movies he has made. And whats that TV show he has now thats sydicated, To Kill a Theif, or something Thief. God Awful. Oh and lets not forget to mention Windtalkers, YIKES! Sure I have not seen his Hong Kong features, but what I have seen of his does not make me want to see them. If they are anything like Black Mask (whoever thats made by) count me out on looking into seeing any other Hong Kong action films.

US films by HK directors are notoriously bad. They just don't have the same level of control as they do at home. See Woo's Hard Boiled, it's quite possibly the greatest action film of all time.