Hey kids, only your "real" friends eat meat!

[skelly]

Check out the site they link. Fairly sickening.

from
http://www.prwatch.org/spin/January_...tml#1043902800
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Real Girls Have Hamburger Buns

Responding to reports of rising vegetarianism among
teenagers, the National Cattlemen's Beef Association
"responded to the looming vegetarian crisis by
launching a website, Cool 2B Real, in an attempt to
link meat consumption with some degree of hipness.

http://www.cool-2b-real.com/

The site, which looks like a cross between a Barbie
fan page and a Taco Bell ad (beef-filled tacos and
gigantic hamburgers dot the screen), extols teenage
girls to 'Keep it Real' - 'real' as in a person who
eats beef, preferably three or four times a day.
Visitors are also invited to send e-cards to their
'real friends' and to tell the world why they are
'real girls' (because they eat beef burritos, of
course!)" But Time couldn't resist adding its own
pro-beef spin to the story, stating that "New
findings from the University of Minnesota link teen
vegetarians to a less health-conscious lifestyle
than that of their carnivorous peers." Actually,
the latest U of M research shows exactly the
opposite.

http://www1.umn.edu/systemwide/enews...hor-Teen-47857
Source: Time, January 30, 2003
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[ChaoofNee]

Jeezum crow...
I know the little girlies starving themselves to look like them movie stars is bad, but what the hell is this?
It's almost like packing a chainsaw with "Hair-Care Barbie".

[Josh]

"What type of beef do you most like to eat with your friends?

Steak
Tacos
Burgers
Subs
Man cock"

This page rocks.

[Ichabod]

This is genius. Tacos are winning by a landslide.

"Be sure to get both protein and carbs in every meal. Enjoy a beef wrap for lunch or spaghetti and meatballs for dinner."

http://www.cool-2b-real.com/funandch...4u_pop-up.html
Beef is first in all 3 categories.

http://www.cool-2b-real.com/funandchat/games/games.html
Oh my god.

[Josh]

Grillin and Chillin fucking rocks.

[Ichabod]

I like how the Microwave setting is impossible.

Message board greatness:

My "real girl hero" is AAlyiah because she is so cool! I love you AAlyiah and I miss you.Why did you have to die and leave everyone??? - Brianna - Age: 10 - From UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)

I think AAliyah Is My Hero Cause She is So Cool To me thats why. - Shanese - Age: 14 - From UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)

MY MUM IS MY HERO BECAUSE SHE TELLS ME TO STAND UP TO PEOPLE WHEN SUMINS WRONG AND OUR FRIEND SHIP IS OVER. THANK YOU MUM - Amanda - Age: 10 - From UNITED KINGDOM

My hero is Joan of Arc. She stood up for what she believed in. - Sharon - Age: 11 - From UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)

my girl hero is emma goldman who was a strong anarchist, feminist in the late 1890's to early 1900's. she kept it real, even while imprisoned! - Jenna - Age: 15 - From UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)

My REAL GURL Hero is JACI VALACQUEZ A FAMOUS CHRSTIAN SINGER!!!!! - Mary - Age: 11 - From UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)

Avril Lavigne is my "real girl" hero! She's not afraid to shout-it-out! She is TOTALLY original!! - Lexie - Age: 9 - From UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)

I think that rosea parks is my girl hero cause she fhout for life and a saet on the bus - Alisha - Age: 10 - From UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)

[Josh]

"Avril Lavigne is my "real girl" hero! She's not afraid to shout-it-out! She is TOTALLY original!! - Lexie - Age: 9 - From UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
"

God... no.

[skelly]

"Have fun when you clean! Sing a song to make bacteria dance down the drain! Bob likes to sing the ABC song. To be sure your hands are clean, keep washing until the end of the song!"

I, err uh, "Lindsay, age 14" posted how Fiona Apple was my "real girl" hero since she taught me that vegetarianism was OK. It seems they have to screen every post before it goes up, though, so I doubt that'll make it through.

[cigsthecat]

Fantastic.

[Josh]

Originally posted by Kristin
My real girl hero is Mike Tyson... because he'll eat your children, and fuck you 'till you love him!!1

I wonder who wrote that...