DOA Extreme Beach Vball topless mode!

[MonsterMash]

Originally posted by MonsterMash
I am so hoping my friend falls for this. He's not very bright to begin with, and this is his first year of “subscribing” to EGM (he gets it free since he works at a library and they get two copies each month) so he won’t know about the yearly April fools joke, and he’s also a pretty casual gamer so he probably won’t realize that it’s an April issue in the first place, nor will he have read through anything like this thread letting him know it’s a fake.

He also owns DOAX. I can’t wait to hear how he’s been spending hours choosing and exiting over and over trying to spend less than 13 minutes doing so.

I just got a phone call.

We'll call him Jack to protect the innocent.

Jack: "Dude, did you get the new EGM?"
Me: "What, yeah?"
Jack: "Dude! Go to page 142! Topless mode!"
Me: "Whoa, what!?"
Jack: "Yeah, I'm gonna do it!"
Me: "Wow, I'm looking at it now, awesome!"
Jack: "So much for studying for economics!" (It's finals week at RIT!" )
Me: "Sounds like you've got your priorities in order."
Jack: "Yeah totally!"

Other Jack comments:
"I wonder how they figured it out, that's funny"
"They'll probably be nice breasts though, since they have nipples on them."
"I wonder what Lisa will look like, being a black chick and all."
"Haha, nude mode! Gotta love EGM!"
"It's sort of a pain, but it's for a good cause."
"I'll get it today, even if I have to it all night!"
"I cut down my time by pressing up twice to go to bed, instead of going down."
"I wonder which one will be the hottest. I bet Hitomi will be pretty hot. I think those are her boobs in the picture, there."

The only problem is that he's keeping me on the phone while he's trying to do this . At what point do I tell him?

Update: I stayed on the phone with him for the first time through, took him 15 minutes. He's going to call me when he sees the boobies.

[gameoverDude]

No, Gamevet. You are in error. It's like this:

1) Play the Atari 2600 version of DOOM. Connect your Xbox pad via the adapter that lets you use Xbox controllers on the 2600 and use a memory card.

2) Get to mission 5, then kill the second Baron of Hell you see using only the chainsaw.

3) The screen will black out and a file will be saved to your Xbox Memory Card. Power down the 2600 and remove your controller.

4) Leaving the Memory Card in your Xbox controller, plug it in and proceed to play DOAXVB as normal.

Voila! And the special guest referee is Sheng Long. This code comes from U.R.A.Suckah in Fuldigen, HA.

[BonusKun]

Originally posted by bahn
I can guess all those horny...err hopeful gamers will have to find another way to get their kicks to go blind.

ooops...

and the GIA is dead for what you remember it as. It's successor isn't even worthy of the word.

[gamevet]

Originally posted by gameoverDude
No, Gamevet. You are in error. It's like this:

1) Play the Atari 2600 version of DOOM. Connect your Xbox pad via the adapter that lets you use Xbox controllers on the 2600 and use a memory card.

2) Get to mission 5, then kill the second Baron of Hell you see using only the chainsaw.

3) The screen will black out and a file will be saved to your Xbox Memory Card. Power down the 2600 and remove your controller.

4) Leaving the Memory Card in your Xbox controller, plug it in and proceed to play DOAXVB as normal.

Voila! And the special guest referee is Sheng Long. This code comes from U.R.A.Suckah in Fuldigen, HA.

Actually, I think you have it wrong. You should use a Sega Neptune in place of the Atari 2600. The interface is better suited.

[AaronChance]

Surprise, Surprise. Turns out there is a actual, legit way of seeing the girls without their swimsuits on. It's plastered all over the gamefaqs.com forum now, but I'll summarize.

1 - Get a girl to wear a swimsuit with some transparency.
2 - Also have her wear one of the transparent visors.
3 - Go to the pool and turn the angle of the camra until you're looking down through the visor.
4 - See the boobies with star nipples.

Da proof:

http://www.angelfire.com/gundam/hub_00/peek_a_boo.jpg
http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze4ksbr/XrayVisor.avi

I haven't watched it myself, but it says you need the latest version of the divx codec to view it.

[MechDeus]

Originally posted by NGEFreek
Mech - but the question still remains..... does it actually work?

Umm... yes! Go try!

[Josh]

Originally posted by Ammadeau
I haven't watched it myself, but it says you need the latest version of the divx codec to view it.

I get 32 seconds of the title screen with bad music, and I have the latest codec.

[AaronChance]

Hmm, I tracked down the origin of the video link and it says you need divx version 5.0.3 to view it. Others seem to have gotten to work so maybe just your bad luck.

[jiji]

...Okay, it works. I'm a better person for having tried that out, I just know I am.

I've heard of star-bellied sneetches, but not star-boobied ones.

/me dodges tomatoes

[Ragnarok the Red]

Originally posted by Ammadeau

The internet has way more porn then it could ever possibly need

Dammit, Ammadeau, there can NEVER be enough porn. You should castrate yourself for even thinking that

Originally posted by 88mph
I get 32 seconds of the title screen with bad music, and I have the latest codec.

Diddo here.